Panzyitis 

The inflammation of panzy-ness in a person.
This leads to one becoming weak, fat, lazy and gaining higher estrogen levels.

The inability to man the hell up and do what you gotta do.

Danny has a massive case of panzyitis and won't come out with us for a run.

A: Is Ben still injured? I thought he just bruised his toenail...

B: Yeah he's come down with a bad case of panzyitis.

Panzyitis by jcho85 June 30, 2009

partyitis 

A physical-mental condition that leaves you unable to function normally. Caused by mingling amongst many others the previous night and indulging in pleasurable, carefree happenings. Healing involves avoiding bright lights, stressful situations and contact with loud bossy individuals.

After an evening of interacting with others in crowded conditions and extreme liquid consumption some people suffering from partyitis have to call out sick from work.

partyitis by jpg3 November 29, 2013

Pinkyitis

(n) Disease that is acquired after enrollment in a private school and is passed generation to generation. One may notice this by ones pinky always in an erect position. It is the true portrayal of snobbish behavior.

Devin and Jon were normal guys until they enrolled in Loyola University and noticed that they had received pinkyitis. Now there the laughing stock of every party.

Pinkyitis by Doctor S March 29, 2010

Panayiotis 

Panayiotis is a name which is very common in Cyprus and Greece. You can also write it as Panagiotis or with greek characters: Παναγιώτης. Usually, men named Panayiotis are very loyal, outgoing,friendly and supportive.

Ex." Hey, nice to meet you! I'm Panayiotis!
-"What's your best friend's name?"
-"His name is Panayiotis!"

Panayiotis by _panayiotis04_ October 3, 2019

My panyotis ate my homework 

The panyotis is a wild beast who eats peoples' homework to fill its evil stomach. There is one panyotis in the world it currently invades childrens homes in Sydney.

My Panyotis ate my homework

My panyotis ate my homework by Panyotis the demon August 29, 2010

Panzitis 

The inflammation of panzy-ness in a person.
This leads to one becoming weak, fat, lazy and gaining higher estrogen levels.

The inability to man the hell up and do what you gotta do.

Danny has a massive case of panzitis and won't come out with us for a run.

A: Is Ben still injured? I thought he just bruised his toenail...

B: Yeah he's come down with a bad case of panzitis.

Panzitis by jcho85 June 30, 2009

pansyitis 

An illness that makes you act like a pansy.
The act of always acting like a pansy.

Nina, your PANSYITIS sure is flaring up now that we are at the top of the cliff!!

pansyitis by DaTempest June 15, 2023