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penormous 

Such an enormous penis that, once making eye contact with, is contiuously stared at and exclamed about, even after eye contact has been interrupted.
Lisa: "He dropped his pants as soon as we walked through the door..."
Lola: "Well... was it big?"
Lisa: "No, it was more than big. It was penormous!"
penormous by Nick and Steph December 29, 2007

ganormous 

Dumb HUGE infant baby.
Winfred is ganormous
ganormous by Eric September 8, 2004

pankreous 

It is believed to have come from the word "pancreas". Unfortunetely, many people have been deceived, because pancreas is actually derived from "pankreous". This common misconseption has been as a result of the poor English language and many uninformed doctors, biologists, and other highly educated individuals, and in some cases education institutions.

The pankreous has one the most important functions in the body, and is widely known to be Wierd Al's favorite. Sources say that Mr. Yankovic will not leave home without his pankreous.
My pankreous secretes insulin into my body. Yay.
pankreous by PankreousNinja June 26, 2009

Penormous 

A word used to describe the size of a penis, most often one of great size and girth.
The school was stunned when Jack's pants fell and revealed a penis beyond big. He called it, 'Penormous.'
Penormous by Nick and Steph December 31, 2008

Penormous 

When the size of a guy's penis is too big to explain or put into words.
1)Dude, Shaq's cock is penormous!.

2)Girl #1: 'I don't even wanna know how big The Jolly Green Giant's dick is!'

Girl #2: 'I bet it's penormous'

3) Girl talking to her boyfriend: 'Omg baby you're penormous down there!'
Penormous by TexanGurl4Ever1994 March 11, 2012

panogomous

A relationship where two people who are actually dating simultaneously think they are dating everyone else. They do it out of respect for others, but really it's like a group date that never ends and no one wants to be a part of.
Her panogomous relationship with her neighbor is super uncomfortable for everyone else in the the neighborhood.
panogomous by Sarbad Wailkurse November 23, 2014
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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