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winfred
Winfred is amazing and so smart. Every time someone looks at her they can not look away. She is verry intrligent and gets amazing grades. She has a smile like no other, eyes that are stunning, rosy red checks ,and looks just like a irish princess. She is loved by meny especily her sister,And will be the smartest women in the world
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Winfred
A middle aged man that doesn't know how to control himself in Vegas who constantly orders room service meatloaf after losing all their money.
Winfred by The only darn real Steve July 9, 2022
Oprah Winfrey
The Deepak Chopra of talk show hosts. A god to soccer moms everywhere, and an egregious blight on everyone else. While her work ethic and her ability to overcome the horrid obstacles of her early life should be admired, she uses her platform as one of the most influential women on the planet to peddle woo, promote empty, platitudinous feel-good pop psychology horseshit, and give a prominent platform for the often-harmful advice of hacks and charlatans (see Dr. Phil, "psychologist", Dr. Oz, energy-healing quack, Jenny McCarthy, anti-vaccine kook, and, again, Deepak Chopra, for prominent examples). Every time she's on air, she has the opportunity to provide the truth and give people useful information to live by, but instead, kowtows to quackery, clapping like a trained seal in the process. As such, her influence does a disservice to the critical thinking skills of the general public, and should be considered nothing but a pus-filled carbuncle - nay - a malignant cancer on the asshole of Reason by any person who values their critical faculties. Fuck Oprah, and everything that snake oil-peddling, self-important cow stands for!
Bob: Did you watch Oprah Winfrey yesterday?
Greg: No, why?
Bob: She had a psychic come on the show to discuss her new book about crystal healing being used to cure cancer, and why you don't needn't consult a medical professional for treatment any longer. And the stupid, mindless pack of sycophantic soccer moms gobbled it up like it was the fucking Gospel!
Greg: *facepalm* This is why we can't have nice things!
Greg: No, why?
Bob: She had a psychic come on the show to discuss her new book about crystal healing being used to cure cancer, and why you don't needn't consult a medical professional for treatment any longer. And the stupid, mindless pack of sycophantic soccer moms gobbled it up like it was the fucking Gospel!
Greg: *facepalm* This is why we can't have nice things!
Oprah Winfrey by Dr. Snark, PhD November 3, 2013
Winifred
A very peaceful friend and sister, A very loving,kind,fair,pretty and outstanding beautiful girl. Always has your back at any time. A very hard-working and determined person. If she puts her mind to something she'll surely do it. Never promise and fail her,she would be very angry. Doesn't take things too personal. A girl that loves partying, drinking but hates smoking. Doesn't really like education but is a brainee in every other way. If she loves you it's forever,and if she hates you it's forever. Not scared of anything or anybody.
Doesn't care about what anyone says about her. Money making machine
Doesn't care about what anyone says about her. Money making machine
Winifred by Winifred the baby girl. May 27, 2020
oprah winfrey
oprah winfrey by TastyNuclearWaste December 11, 2015
Wilfredo
Origin of name is Hispanic. (Ex. Honduran, Spanish.) Not to be confused with "Alfredo" or "Fred".
An emotionless hardass to those who don't truly know him, but a thoughtful, passionate, loving, dedicated sweetheart to those he cares for. Quite often a liar, but his abundance of great qualities makes up for it. Slightly dorky, but that only adds to the appeal.
Also a wonderful cook, hard worker, and fantastic lover. The sexiest man you will ever lay eyes on; the definition of "tall, dark and handsome."
All around the full package. Be jealous of anyone who has a Wilfredo.
An emotionless hardass to those who don't truly know him, but a thoughtful, passionate, loving, dedicated sweetheart to those he cares for. Quite often a liar, but his abundance of great qualities makes up for it. Slightly dorky, but that only adds to the appeal.
Also a wonderful cook, hard worker, and fantastic lover. The sexiest man you will ever lay eyes on; the definition of "tall, dark and handsome."
All around the full package. Be jealous of anyone who has a Wilfredo.
Wilfredo by PiercedPeppermint December 14, 2010
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