Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

penormous 

Such an enormous penis that, once making eye contact with, is contiuously stared at and exclamed about, even after eye contact has been interrupted.
Lisa: "He dropped his pants as soon as we walked through the door..."
Lola: "Well... was it big?"
Lisa: "No, it was more than big. It was penormous!"
penormous by Nick and Steph December 29, 2007
Related Words

panormous 

1. beyond culinary expectations for a pizza

2. supermassive object
i had to stop my car to take a good look at this panormous booty
panormous by doughboy41193 April 7, 2010

Penormous 

A word used to describe the size of a penis, most often one of great size and girth.
The school was stunned when Jack's pants fell and revealed a penis beyond big. He called it, 'Penormous.'
Penormous by Nick and Steph December 31, 2008

Penormous 

When the size of a guy's penis is too big to explain or put into words.
1)Dude, Shaq's cock is penormous!.

2)Girl #1: 'I don't even wanna know how big The Jolly Green Giant's dick is!'

Girl #2: 'I bet it's penormous'

3) Girl talking to her boyfriend: 'Omg baby you're penormous down there!'
Penormous by TexanGurl4Ever1994 March 11, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
Load more