Pandaism is an ideological view that emphasizes the lovely subjectivity and fluffy agency of pandas. The philosophical doctrine of pandaism can be best illustrated by da Vinci's Vitruvian Panda and Mona Panda.
(One YouTuber to another)
"What, are you pandaing to your audience?"
"What? No! Why would I indulge them like that?"
"I think you misunderstood me. 'Pandaing', it's like when you show your audience how rare and special you are, like a panda."
Young naive women who in their past lives used to be more active sexually, suddenly they put an effort to act like "good" women in order to please panai's demands.
"After the panais effect I unfollowed all the men in my Instagram to seem like a woman who haven't went through a hoe phase."
Someone who's obsessed with numbers, math and chalk. Someone who hates water, especially if it is on the blackboard. Loves lemons, because children make her sick. That person loves to wear black outfits, and annoy the crap out of people. It must be a teacher(math), needs to have nephews in the US, cause they send her money to have a respectable life, so that person doesn't need to go on strike. Very boring.