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Mexican Paint Job 

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When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.
"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."

The one-walled paint job 

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The act of one plastering a fat nut across a bulletin board.
"Did you hear about Jake? The one-walled paint job in the front of class was made by him!"

College Paint Job 

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A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.
Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
College Paint Job by hahasuka June 4, 2020

swedish paint job 

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When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.
That's no spray tan, that's a swedish paint job.
swedish paint job by Shuey August 11, 2015

Unicorn Paint Job 

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When a woman female ejaculates on a man (paint job) whilst inserting a finger into the mans asshole (unicorn)
"You guys wont believe this! A guy asked me to give him a Unicorn Paint Job, on the second date!"

sneaky paint job

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When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.
Last night I gave Ally a sneaky paint job she woke up and thought someone put glue on her
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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