Definitions by hahasuka
Garage Sale Whore
When you are haggling with a customer at your garage sale about the 50$ used car seat you are trying to sell and to close out the transaction, you offer your wife/daughter's pussy as an add-on to the deal
Justin: Nice car seat bro where did you get it
Marc: I got at for 50$ at this garage sale, at first I thought I was overpaying but then the guy threw in a Garage Sale Whore
Justin: Nice, you can't pass up a deal like that!
Marc: I got at for 50$ at this garage sale, at first I thought I was overpaying but then the guy threw in a Garage Sale Whore
Justin: Nice, you can't pass up a deal like that!
Garage Sale Whore by hahasuka December 9, 2020
Taste of Thighland
When you hook up with a boy or girl and when you give them a rim job you instead eat Thai Express out of their asshole seductively (make sure not to make the food too spicy or else it will hurt).
Tinder Guy: Hey sexy mama I want to give you a Taste of Thighland
Isabelle: I am very interested in this, just make sure you don't put sriracha on the pad thai
Tinder Guy: I won't, get ready to step on the rollercoaster of pleasure.
Isabelle: I am very interested in this, just make sure you don't put sriracha on the pad thai
Tinder Guy: I won't, get ready to step on the rollercoaster of pleasure.
Taste of Thighland by hahasuka December 8, 2020
Pussy Poutine
When you pipe a bitch down and her snatch starts making cream white gravy and you dip some fries into it as a mid-sex snack.
Isaac: Man this sex has me burnt out
Terrie: Just take some of the leftover McDonalds fries and make a Pussy Poutine
Isaac: Good idea now I can fuck you for another 2 minutes!
Terrie: Just take some of the leftover McDonalds fries and make a Pussy Poutine
Isaac: Good idea now I can fuck you for another 2 minutes!
Pussy Poutine by hahasuka December 8, 2020
Hellen Keller Nut
When a girl's pussy is so tight that when you ejaculate inside her you make the same noises Hellen Keller does when she tries to speak
Remi: I heard you fuck Emma the other night
Joel: Yea that shit was crazy, she gave me a Hellen Keller Nut
Remi: I'll have to explore that cavern then!
Joel: Yea that shit was crazy, she gave me a Hellen Keller Nut
Remi: I'll have to explore that cavern then!
Hellen Keller Nut by hahasuka December 8, 2020
Mud Rose
When you do anal with a girl so hard that when you pull your cock out of her prime teen ass her anus gets prolapsed looking like a nice red rose but smells like cat shit.
Sperm Witch
A girl that will make you ejaculate in a cup during sex to then try to read your future with it like it was tea leaves. Usually, they are crazy beyond repair and well use healing crystals as butt plugs.
Marc: How was that girl you hooked up with last night?
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
Sperm Witch by hahasuka December 7, 2020
Exorcism Head
When you got oral from a girl (usually fat) that is so good compared to other head you got in the past that you feel like she is sucking the soul out of your body with her black magic.
Isaac: Hey I heard you hook up with that fat whore Madeline O'Neil
Joel: Yea, the pussy was as loose as a garbage bag but she gave me Exorcism head so it was worth it
Isaac: You should get tested I heard she fucks black guys
Joel: Yea, the pussy was as loose as a garbage bag but she gave me Exorcism head so it was worth it
Isaac: You should get tested I heard she fucks black guys
Exorcism Head by hahasuka December 7, 2020