A black magician at a child's birthday party
Dad: Johnny is going to be 7 on Friday
Mom: I know I hired a nigger mage for the party!
it is when your push out the leftover semen out of your shaft after a fap shession
Last night I came so hard that I had to clean the barrel after
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Its what hobos use as currency when they don't have any money
Joel: Shit I'm out of booze
Max: just buy some with your sand dollars
Typically a slutty girl may be a guy who sucks too much of cock so the indiduals who are aware of such actions say that she or he has a Ball Sack chin due to the amount scrotum that hit her chin.
O My gosh did you see Michelle at the party she sucked so many guys, she has a Ball Sack chin!
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A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.
Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
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Its when you do anal with a girl and pull your cock out and its covered in shit
I was pounding this hoe in that ass and when I pulled out I saw I had Hershey dick
Its when your on the shitter and then you whip your ass and blow your nose with the same piece of toilet paper
Jon: I was pooping and the i gave myself and African paint job
Tron: eeeeew that gross
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