Taste of Thighland

When you hook up with a boy or girl and when you give them a rim job you instead eat Thai Express out of their asshole seductively (make sure not to make the food too spicy or else it will hurt).
Tinder Guy: Hey sexy mama I want to give you a Taste of Thighland
Isabelle: I am very interested in this, just make sure you don't put sriracha on the pad thai
Tinder Guy: I won't, get ready to step on the rollercoaster of pleasure.
by hahasuka December 08, 2020
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Pussy Poutine

When you pipe a bitch down and her snatch starts making cream white gravy and you dip some fries into it as a mid-sex snack.
Isaac: Man this sex has me burnt out
Terrie: Just take some of the leftover McDonalds fries and make a Pussy Poutine
Isaac: Good idea now I can fuck you for another 2 minutes!
by hahasuka December 08, 2020
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nigger mage

Dad: Johnny is going to be 7 on Friday
Mom: I know I hired a nigger mage for the party!
by hahasuka April 05, 2017
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College Paint Job

A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.
Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
by hahasuka June 05, 2020
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Hellen Keller Nut

When a girl's pussy is so tight that when you ejaculate inside her you make the same noises Hellen Keller does when she tries to speak
Remi: I heard you fuck Emma the other night
Joel: Yea that shit was crazy, she gave me a Hellen Keller Nut
Remi: I'll have to explore that cavern then!
by hahasuka December 08, 2020
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sand dollars

Its what hobos use as currency when they don't have any money
Joel: Shit I'm out of booze

Max: just buy some with your sand dollars
by hahasuka February 09, 2014
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Shitler

A Shitler is when you give a Rimjob to your lover and they have a dirty ass so you get a brown patch on your top lip that looks like a Hitler mustache
Joel: Hey Remi I heard you hooked up with Nadia last night
Remi: Yeah bro I gave her a Rimjob and when I when to the bathroom later I realized she gave me a Shitler
Joel: Next time make sure to wipe her ass before you go in there
by hahasuka December 07, 2020
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