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A wise Panda God once said: Pandas believe that if you can't reach something, it's not important

In Pandalogy you follow the beliefs in the panda gods and their commandments

10 commandments of the Panda Gods
1. Thou shall always be lazy
2. Thou shall multiply for a panda army
3. Thou shall sleep at least 12 hours a day
4. Thou shall eat at least one bamboo forest a day
5. Thou shall not scream wile being eaten by a Panda God
6. Thou shall not try to reach what you can't reach
7. Thou shall try to evolve to rule mankind
8. Thou shall sleep and eat for 6 days on the 7 day thy shall eat more than thy sleep
9. Thou shall party every day
10.Thou shall be tasty and have blood type THC
The panda gods demand you to keep to these commandments or thy shall be eaten
Pandas are large, furry creatures who specialize in the art of being endangered. They have set up an advanced civilization in your back yard complete with tiki bars and large indrustrial companies of no importance whatsoever. Their Religion, Pandalogy is the belief in the Panda Gods.
pandalogy by Pandafayse August 28, 2010

Pandalicious 

An extreme liking for the "Panda" species. This is the greatest animal on the face of this planet! In addition, this is when you have too much panda...if that ever exists.
Its so cute! Its Pandalicious!
Pandalicious by Pandas and Dolphins November 15, 2011

pandacity 

The state or quality of viewing things in a pandacious manner, that is, seeing things as being black and white like the colors of a panda.
With utter pandacity he decided she was entirely against him because she wouldn't agree with all of his views.
pandacity by Gregory V. Richardson November 30, 2003

pandarilla 

Pandarilla’s range in size from nine feet tall to twelve feet tall. They are stockily built. Their faces, fur, and legs greatly resemble those of a bi-pedal panda’s, however their arms are long and strong, and their midsections are broad and heavy-built like a gorilla’s. Though their fur is always black and white, their eye colours range from a warm brown, to a cool grey. Their markings vary slightly from pandarilla to pandarilla, and frequent exposure to a single pandarilla will cause you to be able to tell them apart from the others. The females are typically larger, and are quite noticeably different from the males physically. Pandarilla’s typically wear woollen robes of neutral colours, and large wide brimmed hats.

Personality: Pandarilla’s are not personable, and typically live alone in huts, until mating season in the deep winter, where they immediately go south to find mates. Pandarilla’s live with their mothers until they come of age, then they leave to make their own huts.
wtf, I thought pandarilla was a girl, you mean hes really a 12 ft tall monster who could eat me?
pandarilla by ajvanadri (pandarilla) September 12, 2005

pandalifestyle 

Financially free and living life in your own terms.
Used by many who found the formula to generate money online
"I was living paycheck to paycheck until I clicked that link in bio and started living the pandalifestyle." money

pandalicker

One who partakes in the licking of Pandas (ailuropoda melanoleuca) for either personal enjoyment or financial gain.
What, you need me to draw you a diagram?
pandalicker by Hairy Carrie January 24, 2005
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