pandalogy

A wise Panda God once said: Pandas believe that if you can't reach something, it's not important

In Pandalogy you follow the beliefs in the panda gods and their commandments

10 commandments of the Panda Gods
1. Thou shall always be lazy
2. Thou shall multiply for a panda army
3. Thou shall sleep at least 12 hours a day
4. Thou shall eat at least one bamboo forest a day
5. Thou shall not scream wile being eaten by a Panda God
6. Thou shall not try to reach what you can't reach
7. Thou shall try to evolve to rule mankind
8. Thou shall sleep and eat for 6 days on the 7 day thy shall eat more than thy sleep
9. Thou shall party every day
10.Thou shall be tasty and have blood type THC
The panda gods demand you to keep to these commandments or thy shall be eaten

Pandas are large, furry creatures who specialize in the art of being endangered. They have set up an advanced civilization in your back yard complete with tiki bars and large indrustrial companies of no importance whatsoever. Their Religion, Pandalogy is the belief in the Panda Gods.

by Pandafayse August 28, 2010

Pandalove

Pandalove is a special kind of love. It's when you love someone so much that you can't even describe it, when you know that you wAnna spend your life with that someone, when that someone always knows how to make you smile and how to make you happy. It's the biggest love in the world. It can be also used a a verb.

J pandaloves P.
P is the pandalove of my life.

by JK11793 October 20, 2011

Pandaloot

One who acts stupidly or makes extremely stupid decisions; one who says stupid things.

Why would you do that? You are such a pandaloot.

by Pocachi and Psy September 7, 2005

pandaology

The study of pandas and their life style. This includes where they live, what they eat, and how they act.

WOW, I could study pandaology for centuries

by Mrs. Shannon M. March 12, 2017

Pandatory

1. adj. Any action which is mandatory while at the same time thoroughly enjoyable.
2. adj. Relating to, concerning, or describing pandas.
3. n. Nonsense

1. In light of the present state of the financial market, many find stimulation of the economy via spending and consumption pandatory.
2. Typically pandatory, Ling Ling the Red Panda's diet consisted primarily of bamboo leaves.
3. The word pandatory is utter pandatory.

by Ailurus fulgens April 29, 2011

pandrogynous

The conscious embracing of elements from so many sexualities/sexual orientations, gender roles, religious viewpoints, cultural and ethnic traditions, indigenous handcrafted clothings and hairstyles, so as to render the person's original identity completely indecipherable. A strong penchant for eco-friendly clothes, foods, incense, and general disdain towards Whole Foods for not being sufficiently crunchy is indicated.

Remember how Sue Demel used to be just granola? Well since she became a mom she's totally pandrogynous; she shaved her head like a Tibetan monk, wears frumpy handmade dresses that obscure any hint of her body's shape, she mastered African drumming, and makes Gujarati baby food from organically raised soy-based protein, basmati rice, and potatoes grown in her co-op's garden.

by Neurotopia September 15, 2009

pandaloom

A looming, long, drawn out pandemic. Punctuated by continuing longing for, and fending off overt references to, better days of large crowds intermingling without care (like concerts, sporting events, and other reasons you'd move to the downtown of a large city, like Vancouver).

Upon seeing an advertisement for an online course using an un-related photo of a large crowd at a live concert.... "...it's also not entirely appropriate seeing as how we are in the middle of a pandaloom".

by coasting_the_pacific January 22, 2021