Pandaism is an ideological view that emphasizes the lovely subjectivity and fluffy agency of pandas. The philosophical doctrine of pandaism can be best illustrated by da Vinci's Vitruvian Panda and Mona Panda.
A pandaist is a practitioner of pandaism. The importance of pandas is to a pandaist no less than water and oxygen. A pandaist maintains his/her life by watching video clips of pandas.
For a pandaist, it can't be any more true that a panda a day keeps sadness away.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"