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\'pol-bāg\: to have good things happen even though you don't deserve them, you never try, you have no talent and you suck.
origin: MTV Live
"I can't believe it man, I puked on her at the club and she still came home with me." "Wow, you totally paulbagged that one."
Paulbag by MTV Live November 18, 2009
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The area of skin between the balls and anus, or the vagina and anus. Also referred to as the taint.
Sally's paduba had an extraordinary amount of hair on it.
paduba by Dugan Champagne December 30, 2016
Pal·i·ban

The Paliban are an evangelically infused political movement following a strict interpretation of Sarah Palin's life views. Paliban rule imposes draconian restrictions on women being allowed to self determine their own bodies. The Paliban are reactionary to science and prefer to base their beliefs on fear and faith. Environmental issues are generally brushed off or denied, because the rapture should take care of it, and the Paliban believes they will all be hoovered to heaven. Individual members of the Paliban are referred to as Palinistas. The Paliban has a particular fascination with tea bags and aren't particularly good spellers.
If you are not one of them, you are against all of them. You've been warned.
1.)The Paliban members are difficult to count since whenever they gather their numbers are greatly exaggerated by Fox news.

2.)I saw a member of the Paliban had made a facebook pledge to Palin, "I would die for you, I would kill for you."

3)The Paliban should not be confused with Pal-Qaida.
Paliban by AKLIB November 18, 2009

Palabalo 

Palabalo is everything, and yet it is nothing. It is said when you want to say something for no reason and for any reason. Palabalo can be used as a verb, noun and adjective and is a sentence in its own right. It is NOT a pronoun. It is closely liked to Jill Bramante but under no circumstances should appear next to each other in a sentence...or Ainsley Harriet may stop smiling.
Look at that fat governor marching, you wanna cut down on your pork rinds mate, get some exercise! Palabalo.
Palabalo by Tomos Osmond May 21, 2008

Plaubably 

A mixture of possible, probable and plausible; this word is intended to be used a negative light for events that most likely will not happen.
Our new software will plaubably not have any bugs.
Plaubably by some guy sitting August 20, 2010

palutations 

When a pal greets a fellow pal, one says "Palutations" to show a sign of a true palship between the 2 pals
Palutations, Noelle and Izzy , would you care to join me outside and go to the pizza store?
palutations by a.woll24 March 3, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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