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paleoanthropometrician 

A social scientist specializing in the branch of anthropology which focusses on the study of human height in the past.
A paleoanthropometrician contends that in ancient Eurelia the women's mean height was significantly greater than the men's mean height.
paleoanthropometrician by j-bok February 20, 2008

Plebanoid 

To be made to feel paranoid and uncomfortable due to a group of plebs in the near vicinity. A typical cause of this is going out for a drink in a loud pub with a group of friends, and being made to feel uneasy due to a bunch of loud mouthed young males near by.
"Arrgh, I can't take it anymore, those chavs over there are making me feel really plebanoid!"
Plebanoid by firkinfedup February 24, 2008
Pal·i·ban

The Paliban are an evangelically infused political movement following a strict interpretation of Sarah Palin's life views. Paliban rule imposes draconian restrictions on women being allowed to self determine their own bodies. The Paliban are reactionary to science and prefer to base their beliefs on fear and faith. Environmental issues are generally brushed off or denied, because the rapture should take care of it, and the Paliban believes they will all be hoovered to heaven. Individual members of the Paliban are referred to as Palinistas. The Paliban has a particular fascination with tea bags and aren't particularly good spellers.
If you are not one of them, you are against all of them. You've been warned.
1.)The Paliban members are difficult to count since whenever they gather their numbers are greatly exaggerated by Fox news.

2.)I saw a member of the Paliban had made a facebook pledge to Palin, "I would die for you, I would kill for you."

3)The Paliban should not be confused with Pal-Qaida.
Paliban by AKLIB November 18, 2009

Plebanoia 

Paranoia caused by plebs in the near vicinity. Typically whilst in a bar or on a night out, someone might feel paranoid and uncomfortable because of a group of loud mouth lads sitting near by.
Damn, I'm getting a bit of Plebanoia at the moment, let's leave this place and go somewhere a little nicer.
Plebanoia by firkinfedup February 24, 2008
Literally meaning "the big one" in Dari. Used as a nickname for a person who is fatter, larger, or stronger than average.
Only Palewan is big enough to fire the recoilless rifle off his shoulder.
Palewan by r3115c0n3 October 10, 2007
An individual or group of people with extremely light skin. Usually a result of underexposure to sunlight.
When Brian took of his shirt at the pool, we were blinded by his palean chest.
Palean by botdog October 27, 2010