Paulagranate is a girl that has a great life. She likes to colour and be friends with Tulip. She likes to watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S and How I met your Mother. She is a bigger fan of F.R.I.E.N.D.S though! She doesn't like dogs, but she does like cats!!!!
PLEASE ACCEPT THIS
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.