palsic 

. A Jewish moneylender in Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice, who lends money to Antonio but demands in return a pound of Antonio's own flesh should the debt not be repaid on time.

2. A moneylender who charges extremely high rates of interest.

Shylock also known as palsic

palsic by little poopdick November 6, 2011

Palsied

Coming from the word "Palsy," meaning ill, paralyzed, or loss of sensation.

It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.

You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.

Pokey fired up a huge, six paper blunt with super dank wheelchair weed.

He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.

Palsied by Jrubadub July 15, 2010

Palice 

Often referred to as a very bright and unique individual. She is extremely talented and enjoys exploring new places. She has an amazing personality and anybody would be lucky to have Palice has their friend, even if it takes some time to understand her properly. Palice is loyal, down-to-earth, extremely funny, interesting, mysterious and just simply beautiful.

Random: OMG! It's Palice. Isn't she looking might fine today, if only I had a name like hers.. And she's hanging out with Kannastasia! She must be amazing.

Another random: *sees Palice and Kannastasia* I wish I could be rare like them, they're just so witty and skilful!

Proud parents: We're so lucky to have a daughter named Palice, she is a just a wonder!

Palice by anib253 May 16, 2011

pelsic 

In Canada, in the context of smoking marijuana, a person who becomes excited, exuberant, childish, playful, or sexual. A pelsic stoner favours happy, stupid weed with a low wheelchair index and often wants to go dancing, invent new games, engage in shenanigans, or engage in sexual activity. The opposite of a lothic stoner.

Jimmy's pelsic - he'll come throw rocks at a beehive with me.

pelsic by Cool Hand Duke October 17, 2007

pasic rules 

very conservative way of playing madden, punting on all 4th downs. Kicking field goals if within 20 yards. Many squib kicks towards the end of the game or half. Taking QB Knee to run the clock out. Never throwing the ball into traffic, constantly throwing it out of bounds. Slides with the player who is running with the ball to avoid risk of fumble. All in all, just playing the game in a way that makes you an absolute fucko.

Dude, stop playing with pasic rules

pasic rules by chaseisafaggot October 21, 2014

palshctib 

a backhanded bitchslap

bitch if you dont come over here and blow me right now i'll palshctib you so hard that your mom will feel it. Slut!

palshctib by maan August 18, 2006

palmicide 

To slap someone

Don’t make me commit palmicide.

palmicide by Mostonflick October 19, 2021