Palsied

Coming from the word "Palsy," meaning ill, paralyzed, or loss of sensation.

It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.

You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.

Pokey fired up a huge, six paper blunt with super dank wheelchair weed.

He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.

Palsied by Jrubadub July 15, 2010

palsied limmo 

n. An ingenious contraption designed to harness the convulsing limb power of those heavily afflicted with cerebral palsy, and convert it into a uniform forward motion. The name limmo is derived from the pseudo word "limb-bo", as the limbs of the pilot are strapped in securely to avoid self-harm.

First documented in an obscure South African science journal, the "limmo" developed a cult following among the Joey Deacon generation of jive-talking office workers.

Read the archived article (and see a great pic of the limmo!) at:

www.scienceinafrica.co.za/2003/november/limmo.htm

e.g. Mongo was securely strapped into his palsied limmo and began hurtling down the street at an alarming speed, his tongue and DNR medallion trailing in his wake.

palsied limmo by ws May 6, 2005

Palsied Chicken 

The palsied chicken exists when you get an article of clothing, especially a coat, as a present (holiday, birthday, etc.) and it is too tight, especially in the arms. You either really like it or don't want to hurt the gifter's feelings, and you plan to lose weight soon. The palsied chicken comes into affect when you periodically try on the clothing, and your arms are stuck close to your sides and you flap them trying to wriggle into the top. Hence you look like a chicken with cerebral (or any variety) palsy.

My sister got me a great blazer for Christmas, but i'm still pulling off the palsied chicken and it's February. Damn turkey leftovers.

Palsied Chicken by KatieMaidenName December 5, 2007

Palsied Walrus 

The Palsied Walrus is a very complicated and specialized sexual maneuver that is not for the faint of heart or inflexible. In fact, months of yoga are helpful in preparing for this act. You will need a burlap sack, a half gallon of ginger ale, five pairs of plastic zip ties, the valves from a tuba, and a small dog. The sack must soak overnight in the ginger ale. The rest of the ginger ale, tuba valves, and dog go carefully into the sack along with three or more people as long as none of them are the same sex. the sack is then zip tied closed and tossed into a pile of dirty hotel mattresses. While the goings on inside the sack are largely a mystery, you can tell you did it right if the dog and one person are missing afterward and the last person out of the sack is Tony Danza.

I asked Sheila for a Palsied Walrus on my birthday, but she had no idea what the fuck I was talking about.

Palsied Walrus by cotchbuuti August 6, 2009

palsied up 

It's when the pill or fanta has kicked in and your body movements resemble that of somebody whom has cerebral palsy.

"She's palsied up bro!" Hahaaaaa

It's also before someone starts TRexing.

Ahhhh trueeee, she's palsied up already!

palsied up by SimSationallySound August 13, 2019

Pallied 

Donated funds used to build a terror organization

The European Union was "pallied" by Hamas.

Pallied by Gorbun December 30, 2023

Pallied 

Pallied is the action of starting a war, losing it and then playing the victim.

This group pallied other countries.

Pallied by I NEED SLEEP1 June 3, 2024