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PALAMARIS 

a word defining specifically in Greek a penis of size over 30 cm.
PALAMARIS is a man whos penis is over 30 cm.
PALAMARIS by KITSOS July 9, 2012

palomar college 

A community college located in San Marcos where everyone from Poway High goes right after high school or after they have been away at a big university for a year and get homesick and come back to live with their mommy and daddy.
palomar college by amanda April 1, 2005

palomar college 

10% community college
10% ashtray
80% parking lot
I parked at Palomar College, walked for 15 minutes through the parking lot to get to class, and saw more cigarettes on the ground then there are students on campus.
palomar college by some student November 27, 2006
n. a communinty college in San Diego that is often considered to be more like thirteenth grade rather than actually college
Joey: Hey Jens where are you going to college?
Jens: I am actually going to Palomar.
Joey: Hahahah, Jens, Palomar isn't college, its thirteenth grade
palomar by JBizzou July 31, 2006

paleotarian 

A person who follows a paleolithic nutrition plan or eats a paleo/primal diet. Characterized by eating fresh fruits, vegetables, lean meats and rejecting gluten, grains, legumes, dairy, starchy vegetables, excessive carbohydrates and processed foods.
Suzie the vegetarian never eats bacon, but Jack the paleotarian occasionally does.
paleotarian by chelbs June 7, 2011

paleotarian 

A conservative libertarian; a libertarian who holds conservative personal opinions on homosexuality, drug use, abortion, and other social issues, but does not support government authority in these issues (except possibly abortion). Compare to cosmotarian.
The Libertarian candidate attended the gun show in order to gain support from the paleotarians who he would be unlikely to meet at a cocktail party.
paleotarian by crimethink January 18, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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