Palmering

Palmering (as in Jesse Palmer of ABC/ESPN and the Bachelor) - (verb) 1. The act of repeatedly disrespecting a team, coaching staff, and entire fan-base with blatantly biased statements over an event which happened "just two years ago"; 2. Simultaneously, inexcusably losing respect from peers, colleagues, and strangers alike. 3. Acting like a total douche-bag. 4. Over use of the word Clemsoning

Jesse Palmer is an ABC/ESPN sports analyst and former contestant on the Bachelor. He constantly brings up the term Clemsoning even though Clemson's football team hasn't "pulled a Clemson" in years.

"Quit your Palmering, Clemson has beaten four top 25 SEC teams in the last two years; I don't see them Clemsoning ever again. This is a different Clemson football team."

by LowcountryEP September 20, 2013

Palmering

1. Being universally disliked and totally inept at one's job, yet still hold a prominent and public position. 2. To be inexplicably successful despite obvious lack of intelligence, talent, and public goodwill.

Jesse Palmer (Former Florida quarterback and Bachelor contestant)'s position as an ESPN analyst, despite total ineptitude and near universal dislike by sports fans was the catalyst for this term.

After inheriting the family business, Johnny really palmered, spending most of his time goofing off and contributing little to the company, much to the chagrin of the shareholders.

Nickleback spent years palmering their way to the top of the charts.

by Joseph Dierte September 24, 2013

Palmering

Acting like you are helping someone or doing something about a situation, but in reality you aren’t doing anything but making things much worse.

Quit Palmering around and do something!

by Lukegxi May 28, 2020

arnold palmering

when giving head, spitting half and swallowing half

she's not a spitter or a quiter, she's does arnold palmering.

by the ozzman December 3, 2013

Scott Palmering

Putting forth a blatantly bullshit argument before ghosting the conversation, completely ignoring any rebuttal regardless of how factual and well-researched. Commonly preceded by an obvious lie proclaimed as fact.

Man, that was some of the most inane drivel I've ever been subjected to. I can't believe he dropped that and then ghosted the conversation. He's Scott Palmering hard today.

by FlawedHero February 19, 2025

Palming

When a person rubs a mans boxers, where his penis is.

“don’t make me beg” he said harshly before bringing a hand to his bulge and palming himself slowly.

by ANDIEISACUTIE September 7, 2015

Dick pandering

A woman or man who agrees with anything a man says just to feel accepted or wanted. A person who will double cross you for some dick. A thirsty individual who uses social media to look for dick.

Some women join social media groups just to start dick pandering

by Danidiva78 January 6, 2017