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Jimmy said loudly, “you are a dirty paleson!”
paleson by Professor Dumpy March 30, 2023
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Palssonator 

A guy with a snow plow mounted on his quad who voluntarily goes around and plows every driveway in town, just because he can!

The PALSSONATOR must have been here last night, there's no snow on my driveway!
Palssonator by Clive&Cleatus April 1, 2007

Paleontology

The study of dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures, digging up dinosaur remains. Digging up a dinosaur skeleton or a fossil as a job.
My uncle digs up dinosaurs and does other paleontology things like finding preserved insects, he's a Paleontologist.
Paleontology by Reaper 5 December 13, 2008

paleontologist 

Scientist who studies ancient fossils, specifically those of dinosaurs and concurrently living creatures. Similar to an archaeologist.
Many inaccuracies in the film "Jurassic Park" could have been solved using the knowledge of the world's top paleontologists.
paleontologist by Garett Thomas October 5, 2006

Paleontologist 

A scientist who studies fossils around the world. They study creatures' fossils like dinosaurs and fish.
Paleontologist are interesting scientists.
Paleontologist by lalala12271 April 30, 2008

Palemont 

A person who is pasthun,nordic,slavic
"are you a palemont?"
" Palemont power baby!"
Palemont by Palemont February 23, 2022

paleontology

The process of a younger woman looking for an older man.
She must be into paleontology, she really likes those old bones.
paleontology by Beganator April 3, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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