Painties

Often mistaken as a typo, painties are painted on panties. Best if done with edible paint.

Painties - You Gotta Nair It to Wear It
Paint on Panties, Edible Undies, Roll On Nu Nu Wear, Paint-A-Taint, Crayola Cooter

Painties by Burt Roadkill September 15, 2008

Panties 

All Time Travelers created by God are offered eternal Sanctuary if they expose themselves and take their “Panties” off by doing the following:

(1) Publicly confess Jesus Christ as Lord.
(2) Trust that God raised Jesus Christ from the dead as recorded in Holy Scripture.
(Romans 10:9)
(3) Pray out loud to God giving your informed consent for the Holy Spirit to utilize the Oracle of the Lord to retroactively refurbish the timeline using all of your assets in the past, present, and future via “method acting”, a “bait and switch”, “quantum eraser”, or any other strategy or method at the Holy Spirit’s discretion.
(4) Post a definition of “Panties” for urban dictionary on your birthday as a symbol. The first 8 Time Travelers to retroactively post a definition of “Panties” on their birthday will receive a special reward such as being the winner of any trolley experiment.

The movie TIMECOP (1994) has an Easter Egg of my birthday October 10th in it.

The move THE OTHER GUYS (2010) says “you can either take your Panties off or walk the plank, the choice is yours” on the computer right before the cucumber water/bribe scene.

The movie THIS IS THE END (2013) has a song and Easter Eggs that says “Take Yo Panties Off”.

Panties by 10Romans9Timecop1994 October 10, 2023

o'panties

When you get just shit bagged at a party and pilfer panties from the bedroom of the hot chick who lives there. You then pass out, and are caught wearing them.

Ted: "Check out O'Connell passed out wearing that chicks panties! What a freak!!!"

Steve: "You mean O'PANTIES!!!!"

o'panties by cberry April 16, 2014

Schrödinger's panties 

Schrödinger's panties is derived from the term "Schrödinger's cat thought experiment" by physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935, the latter describes a hypothetical experiment that probes a parody in quantum physics.

The former term is coined in eastern Otaku culture which refers to situations where heroines wearing skirts in anime, video games or movies could never, under any circumstances (in the virtual world) reveal their underwear due to obvious moral reasons (in the real-world); resulting in almost impossible looking situations (in the virtual world) that are not probable even under the best luck of the heroine. Typical scenarios include heroine performing kung-fu style fighting moves (e.g. roundhorse kick, Butterfly kick), jumping and high wind situations (falling down).

As with "Schrödinger's cat thought experiment",　the "Schrödinger's panties thought experiment", being a parody, states that as long as the bottom of the heroine is not observed, the statements that the heroine is and isn't wearing panties are both true and valid. Under physical terms, both situation are in a state of superposition. The reality only settles after observation.

While Schrödinger's panties refers the situation described above, the term iron curtain refers to the impenetrable skirt that makes the impossible possible.

(Watching an anime where a heroine with mini skirt jumps 50 metres down from high ground and perform a reverse somersault attack on a bad guy without any pantie flashing fan service)

Audience: Wow holy Schrödinger's panties! iron curtain! look at that, there's *%^$ no way the skirt will hold up.

An example is the character Athena in King of Fighters 12. Under any in-game frames and fighting moves, the following is true. The skirt of Athena is just long enough and moves of the heroine and the movement of the skirt are just right to not to reveal what is underneath.

Schrödinger's panties by AnnihilatorX August 30, 2009

nude panties 

(Noun, plural.)
Skin-colored, beige or brown panties without visible panty lines, so that you can't see them through your clothes.

- "Sweetheart, you can't go out like that! I can see your undies right through your dress."
- "But mom ..."
- "We really have to get you a pair of nude panties, darling."
- "But mom, what if I *want* people to see my panty line?!"

nude panties by Monticello-W October 18, 2016

Slush Panties 

When a girl gets so wet from being turned on that her panties get overly moist.

That guy over there is so hot he gave me slush panties.

Slush Panties by Smerrk May 25, 2011

Veins poppin, panties droppin 

A phrase that embodies a man's motivation to workout

Shortened to "vppd" when used in a hashtag

Just finished pumpin iron, #vppd

Hittin up the gym today, you know what they say, veins poppin, panties droppin!

Veins poppin, panties droppin by Croste July 11, 2014