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The man who brings the chop chop to the gangbang

Here comes the Paine train guys

paine train by Gillymcfilly May 6, 2016

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Payne Train

Liam Payne(one fifth of one direction)'s 10 inch dick

Danielle(his girlfriend): I wanna ride the Payne Train!
Liam: I can make that happen. :)

Payne Train by directioner#1 March 17, 2013

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Pain Train

A wooden plank, preferably a 2x4, with a railroad spike driven through one end. Usually carried by demomen.

Sniper: watch out mate, that demo with the pain train is heading your way.
Pyro: mhhmbglmhbmm

Pain Train by ArceusAvenged February 28, 2019

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pain train toot toot

what every league of legends player thinks and hears when a mech zero sion uses his ultimate ability

and or a shitty friend

guys i heard the pain train toot toot run

pain train toot toot by azirisnotatrahschamp December 29, 2016

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pain train

what's gonna put the hurt on ya

the pain train is a-comin'

pain train by conductor September 13, 2005

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Pain Train

The act of pwning an opponent. Generally used in conjunction with hollaor whoot whoot!

The Pain Train just made a stop at your house hoe. Whoot Whoot!.

Pain Train by Terry Tate January 5, 2004

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All Aboard The Pain Train

What is heard by one about to sustain a serious beating...said by the conductor of the ass whooping

That twink just cut me off! ALL ABOARD THE PAIN TRAIN

All Aboard The Pain Train by mr.snruB September 7, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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