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When you are so insanely pale that you blend into walls and cant burp because burps are taner than you. Like vampires.
Madi has come down with a case of paleism.
Paleism by kissmypaleismfool June 5, 2009
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palisman 

A palisman is a sort of magical totem, usually, atop a staff, that acts as a familiar. There can be many different types of palisman stemming from owls to otters to who knows what else. They are usually carved from a special, nearly extinct, tree.
I have a really cool palisman atop my staff.
palisman by Owlberto Antonio October 8, 2020

Palesimian 

Very accurate term for an ape-like people who live on land in the Mid East that they claim was given to them and not the Jews. History proves that the Jews have been there for 4,000 years, many years before this simian species.

Called Palesimians because of their love for throwing stones, comparable to feces as seen in a monkey trowing feces. They are also, dark and hairy like monkeys and smell like one too. Enjoy sexual relationships with cattle, goats, donkeys, and camels.
"Ho shit! That Palesimian threw that rock like 100 feet!"
Palesimian by slywolf35 December 25, 2007

Palesimian 

A racist term for a Palestinian person, used by conservatives in the United States who make no secret of the fact that they hate Arabs. Often used on FreeRepublic.com.
Conservative: The Palesimians are beasts on two legs.

Normal Person: The PalesTINians are an oppressed people.

Neo-Paleoism 

(Noun): A forward-thinking lifestyle or ideology that harmoniously blends ancient wisdom with modern conveniences. It embraces the self-sufficiency of homesteading and the healing power of herbal medicine, while recognizing the benefits of modern technology and medicine when needed. It's a balanced approach that empowers individuals to live in harmony with both our roots and the advancements of today.

The ideology was invented/founded by the queer texan native, Aura Baine, who now teaches about Neo-Paleoism at conferences.
"She believed in Neo-Paleoism because it offered a balanced approach to living, allowing her to embrace the wisdom of her ancestors while still benefiting from the conveniences of modern technology and medicine."
Neo-Paleoism by AuranBaine October 3, 2023
The discrimination against people named Paige.
Paige is so ugly.”
“Hey! That’s PAGEISM!”
pageism by Jackson 🤩🤩 October 29, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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