Paleism
When you are so insanely pale that you blend into walls and cant burp because burps are taner than you. Like vampires.
Paleism by kissmypaleismfool June 5, 2009
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palisman
A palisman is a sort of magical totem, usually, atop a staff, that acts as a familiar. There can be many different types of palisman stemming from owls to otters to who knows what else. They are usually carved from a special, nearly extinct, tree.
palisman by Owlberto Antonio October 8, 2020
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Palesimian
Very accurate term for an ape-like people who live on land in the Mid East that they claim was given to them and not the Jews. History proves that the Jews have been there for 4,000 years, many years before this simian species.
Called Palesimians because of their love for throwing stones, comparable to feces as seen in a monkey trowing feces. They are also, dark and hairy like monkeys and smell like one too. Enjoy sexual relationships with cattle, goats, donkeys, and camels.
Called Palesimians because of their love for throwing stones, comparable to feces as seen in a monkey trowing feces. They are also, dark and hairy like monkeys and smell like one too. Enjoy sexual relationships with cattle, goats, donkeys, and camels.
Palesimian by slywolf35 December 25, 2007
Palesimian
A racist term for a Palestinian person, used by conservatives in the United States who make no secret of the fact that they hate Arabs. Often used on FreeRepublic.com.
Conservative: The Palesimians are beasts on two legs.
Normal Person: The PalesTINians are an oppressed people.
Normal Person: The PalesTINians are an oppressed people.
Palesimian by Anonymous Freedom Fighter July 8, 2006
Neo-Paleoism
(Noun): A forward-thinking lifestyle or ideology that harmoniously blends ancient wisdom with modern conveniences. It embraces the self-sufficiency of homesteading and the healing power of herbal medicine, while recognizing the benefits of modern technology and medicine when needed. It's a balanced approach that empowers individuals to live in harmony with both our roots and the advancements of today.
The ideology was invented/founded by the queer texan native, Aura Baine, who now teaches about Neo-Paleoism at conferences.
The ideology was invented/founded by the queer texan native, Aura Baine, who now teaches about Neo-Paleoism at conferences.
"She believed in Neo-Paleoism because it offered a balanced approach to living, allowing her to embrace the wisdom of her ancestors while still benefiting from the conveniences of modern technology and medicine."
Neo-Paleoism by AuranBaine October 3, 2023
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