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Paleism

When you are so insanely pale that you blend into walls and cant burp because burps are taner than you. Like vampires.
Madi has come down with a case of paleism.
by kissmypaleismfool June 5, 2009
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palisman

A palisman is a sort of magical totem, usually, atop a staff, that acts as a familiar. There can be many different types of palisman stemming from owls to otters to who knows what else. They are usually carved from a special, nearly extinct, tree.
I have a really cool palisman atop my staff.
by Owlberto Antonio October 8, 2020
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Palesimian

Very accurate term for an ape-like people who live on land in the Mid East that they claim was given to them and not the Jews. History proves that the Jews have been there for 4,000 years, many years before this simian species.

Called Palesimians because of their love for throwing stones, comparable to feces as seen in a monkey trowing feces. They are also, dark and hairy like monkeys and smell like one too. Enjoy sexual relationships with cattle, goats, donkeys, and camels.
"Ho shit! That Palesimian threw that rock like 100 feet!"
by slywolf35 December 25, 2007
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Palesimian

A racist term for a Palestinian person, used by conservatives in the United States who make no secret of the fact that they hate Arabs. Often used on FreeRepublic.com.
Conservative: The Palesimians are beasts on two legs.

Normal Person: The PalesTINians are an oppressed people.
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Neo-Paleoism

(Noun): A forward-thinking lifestyle or ideology that harmoniously blends ancient wisdom with modern conveniences. It embraces the self-sufficiency of homesteading and the healing power of herbal medicine, while recognizing the benefits of modern technology and medicine when needed. It's a balanced approach that empowers individuals to live in harmony with both our roots and the advancements of today.

The ideology was invented/founded by the queer texan native, Aura Baine, who now teaches about Neo-Paleoism at conferences.
"She believed in Neo-Paleoism because it offered a balanced approach to living, allowing her to embrace the wisdom of her ancestors while still benefiting from the conveniences of modern technology and medicine."
by AuranBaine October 3, 2023
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pageism

The discrimination against people named Paige.
Paige is so ugly.”
Hey! That’s PAGEISM!”
by Jackson 🤩🤩 October 29, 2023
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