padginton

A stinky nonce of a teacher

Wow she touches kids
That’s padginton

by Daddydickcock November 23, 2021

Paignton

Paignton is a town in south west Devon and is known for the abnormally large amount of fucking chavs usually from the school Paignton Community Sports Academy. The town is full of chavs playing music very loudly and getting drunk in the kfc car park at night and get food Everyday at McDonalds.

Grace:That Boy Cameron is such a Chav.
Saphire:Yeah i bet he's from "Paignton".

by disstracksaremynan February 25, 2018

ambushed paddington

When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear

My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington

by playa hater February 24, 2004

paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.

If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.

by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

paddington's disease

Paddington's disease is when you become so anxious you turn into a dog.

after finding out the moon was falling thomas got paddington's disease

by TribalWars2 October 24, 2015

Ambush Paddington

As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.

"Man, she never saw that Ambush Paddington coming! Mr. Sniffles was in the wash all week!"

by mort March 21, 2005

the paddington bear

When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.

Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.

I liked her so much I gave her the paddington bear.

by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006