The act of cucking someone over long distances, typically through the internet. When a man or woman prefers to give their attention to an individual whom they (usually) have never met over you. This best used in the context of relationships.
John went on a date with Sabrina, during which she couldn't stop talking about her favorite streamer Christopher. John has now been paracuck-ed by Christopher.
A word to describe someone having an intimate relationship with pasta or one who enjoys pasta. Most commonly used by small Italians when talking to a German, as the Italian probably doesn't even know what 'fuck' means.
Feliciano: veh~ Pastafucker, I'm hungry. Can we have pasta?
A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.