pacrafuck 

Fucking the pancreas. It causes cancer, but feels excelent.

I asked her if we go do it, she said no.

What'd you do?

I asked if we could pacrafuck. She said O.K.

pacrafuck by Turboblazer January 12, 2008

Paracuck

It's where you get cucked by an online uhh..or...uhh...celebrity or you get cock blocked by them.

You got paracuck-ed by CdawgVA

Paracuck by BubiVT March 7, 2022

Parafucktion 

An instant in which two or more seperate, but equally terrible occurances coincide.

Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.

Parafucktion by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007

paracuck

The act of cucking someone over long distances, typically through the internet. When a man or woman prefers to give their attention to an individual whom they (usually) have never met over you. This best used in the context of relationships.

John went on a date with Sabrina, during which she couldn't stop talking about her favorite streamer Christopher. John has now been paracuck-ed by Christopher.

paracuck by 77katz77 March 7, 2022

Pastafucker 

A word to describe someone having an intimate relationship with pasta or one who enjoys pasta. Most commonly used by small Italians when talking to a German, as the Italian probably doesn't even know what 'fuck' means.

Feliciano: veh~ Pastafucker, I'm hungry. Can we have pasta?

Ludwig: Nein. And don't use words you don't know.

Pastafucker by They see me scrollin' on Tumbr November 3, 2012

Paraduck 

A person determined to put his name anywhere and everywhere that belongs in a prison for touching little children.

Paraduck is an asshole.

Paraduck by Qui Tai November 14, 2003

Paraduck 

A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.

Paraduck is a waste of carbon.

Paraduck by Jon February 4, 2004