packmaning

When the operator of an automobile dominates two lanes of traffic and in the process like Pacman consumes the painted lane markings below the vehicle.

Given her poor eyesight and the Lincoln town car she drove packmaning was inevitable for grandma Ester.

packmaning by Harrisonred August 23, 2005

Care Packaging 

When noobs playing Call of Duty (Modern Warfare 2) set up a bitch class with lightweight, marathon and comando pro then pull out a care package but don't throw it, they sprint around at x2 faster speeds knifing everyone with their tac knife.

This fucking noob won't stop care packaging.. BACKOUT

Care Packaging by LessOffensive February 11, 2010

Pacmaning 

when a girl uses her teeth during a blowjob

nah man she was pacmaning it

Pacmaning by pacmaning July 28, 2010

like packaging chicken 

1. a phrase used to describe a fun time or a fond memory
2. a common replacement for the phrase "good times"
3. may be abbreviated as LPC

1. Remember that time crazy Jonathon sang karaoke at the Saloon?! That was "LPC".

2. Hey, let's go to the 'gaff tonight. It will be "like packaging chicken"!

like packaging chicken by Mama Lou June 25, 2006

packmuling 

When an inebriated member of the opposite gender is desired for sexual intercourse, place the hand loops of a general plastic bag around the curvature of the ears so as to resemble a packmule. This an efficient manner to avoid mess and heighten pleasure.

John: Yo dude that chick is so hot but she is booting everywhere.
Leoul: Yo dude thats cool, just use packmuling.

packmuling by 1059 May 1, 2011

Clamshell Packaging 

An idea that looked good on paper but actually causes more harm to the honest user rather than the intended criminal.

This sealed plastic dome causes many Americans to injure themselves in a magical rage, as there is no way to conventionally open the package with bare hands.

Even with scissors one can find themselves busting a blood vessel trying to free the product imprisoned in the case of failure.

Nathan couldn't get his headphones out of the clamshell packaging, and he resorted to biting and tearing until he split open his lip.

Clamshell Packaging by SkySandvich August 29, 2009

Packaging Hymen 

The seal around the opening of an unopened container that lets you know that no one has been in there yet.

This mayonaise hasn't been tampered with, the packaging hymen is still intact

Packaging Hymen by Agit8r February 26, 2010