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packmuling 

When an inebriated member of the opposite gender is desired for sexual intercourse, place the hand loops of a general plastic bag around the curvature of the ears so as to resemble a packmule. This an efficient manner to avoid mess and heighten pleasure.
John: Yo dude that chick is so hot but she is booting everywhere.
Leoul: Yo dude thats cool, just use packmuling.
packmuling by 1059 May 1, 2011
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packmuling 

sticking stuff in someone's vagina and then putting a penis in it
guy #1: DUDE DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO BRODY'S GIRLFRIEND
guy #2: Yeah, she had to get Xmas ornaments surgically removed from her uterus, they were packmuling hard
packmuling by essieeeeeeeeeee September 7, 2009
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packmaning

When the operator of an automobile dominates two lanes of traffic and in the process like Pacman consumes the painted lane markings below the vehicle.
Given her poor eyesight and the Lincoln town car she drove packmaning was inevitable for grandma Ester.
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Packaling 

When a pack of people tackle you they are packaling you.
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Packling 

Larval form of packie, a derogatory term for Pakistani, widened to include offensively all Asians especially Muslims. Similar to duckling.
Look at those Packlings, Niglets, Halflings and Snowballs feeding the Ducklings together while the parents (Packies, Niggers, Inter racial couple and Snowmen respectively) argue matters of race, so steeped in antiquity that no one alive even remembers now...
Packling by Badgerpower April 12, 2012
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