packeteer 

A person who routinely provides or admires packets at meetings, references the packet, and ensures the availability of said packet.

Tends to closely bond with meetlovers, or may be a meetlover.

While Jeremy signed in for the meeting upon entering the room, Carol, the packeteer promptly asked, "Did you get a packet?"

While the meeting attendees settled at their tables, the packeteer announced, "I've made color-coded packets for you. You'll find one copied on baby blue paper, another on celedon, and finally one on buff paper."

Just before Therese, the meetlover began her presentation, one packeteer remarked to another packeteer in a whisper, "I love when they provide a hardcopy of the PowerPoint." "I was thinking the same thing", the other responded.

packeteer by Mama Dude January 26, 2011

racketeering 

Operating an illegal business or scheme (a racket) in order to make a profit, perpetrated by a structured group.

He has a long criminal past, drug trafficking, arson, racketeering.

racketeering by sito88 May 17, 2014

packeties 

a copieous needle usin drug whore that will perform any sexual act for the washbag

"trevor, i will suck your genitals, if you give me the washbag!" because thats wat packeties do!

packeties by niggi May 18, 2006

Jacketeer 

A high school or college athlete - often times a football, lacrosse, or baseball player - who won't go out in public without sporting his team gear. Jacketeers are either rocking their team-issued sweats, warm ups, or team jacket (hense the word "jacketeer") everywhere they go. Why?

Because Jacketeers are obsessed with getting casual observers (especially lacrosstitutes and cheerleaders) to realise they're on the team, mostly because they're searching for some type of recognition they don't get on the field, since they're always bench warmers.

The Jacketeer is the douche who's always saying at parties "Yo, what time's practice tomorrow?" whenever there are girls around. This is a pathetic attempt to make sure every vaj on campus knows he's on the team. He has no idea his teammates think he's a joke.

Dude #1: How much you guys wanna bet that freshman wears his team sweats to the party tonight? Worst Jacketeer in history.

Dude #2: I'll be surprised if he does't show up in Under Armour tight gear w/ his name and number on the back.

Dude #1: I bet he fucks w/ his elbow pads on.

Dude# #2: You know he's gonna get a tattoo w/ two lax sticks in the formation of an "X" on his calf, w/ his number and team logo, right?

Dude #2: Please tell me you're joking. Thats it. We're gonna hafta keep putting this dude through initiate til he quits. What a tool shed.

Jacketeer by Rye Pie February 1, 2008

pocketer 

Noun: A person who engages in the process of pocketing. A person who has been pocketed by someone else often chooses to pocket another person in a sort of competition among pocketers who try to steal the most pockets. Pocketers label the pockets which they have stolen and keep them as a sort of trophy.

Jack, Mike, and Kyle are all pocketers trying to steal Neil's pockets.
Jack thinks that he is a better pocketer than Kyle because he has more pockets than Kyle.
Kyle was disappointed after pocketing Tyler because he was not able to keep the pocket.

pocketer by Forest Prefontaine May 1, 2008

Pakeeter 

Something to say when you want a complete silence in a conversation with someone you don't want to talk too...

John: Sup Dude
Bill: Pakeeter
*silence*
*Bill walks away*

Pakeeter by Java Cube December 17, 2008

racketeer 

Someone who Bribes, or a loan shark

Don't exploit inmates, don't be a racketeer

racketeer by Tank January 6, 2005