p n' g 

procter and gamble

A mega-corporation that makes all sorts of household products that has been suspected of being tied to Satanism.

These suspisions and stories about the company have been deemed to be an urban legend and many websites debunk it as an urban legend claiming that these were rumors that circulated in the 80's that the CEO went on some talk show(shows ranging from Merv Griffin and Phil Donahue to Sally Jesse Raphael are often cited) and admitted he was a Satanist.

Well I happened to have seen a show on Procter and Gamble and it was infact Phil Donahue!

Now I don't recall exactly who or what happened but I do remember Procter and Gamble being talked about on an episode of Phil Donahue so if they deny that then they're lying because I saw it!

Phil Donahue denies ever doing a show which featured any Procter and Gamble CEO,but I wonder if he would deny ever having the Procter and Gamble "topic" discussed on his show because I "know" I saw an episode that discussed it.I just can't really remember anything beyond that though.They talked about the Satanism thing but I don't know if any CEO was there or if he admitted to being a Satanist.But I know Donahue did a show like this.I saw it! If he denies it then he's lying. Too much time hanging around that commie Posner I suppose!

Phil is a whacko so I wouldn't put lying past him.He is an ass!

p n' g by urban legend February 27, 2005

P.I.N.G. 

1.) P.I.N.G. (personal issuance of non-grievance)

2.) A procedure used in text and email during emergency situations for family, friends, and coworkers to quickly notify one another that they are not harmed or in any immediate danger.

3.) The act of texting the word “ping” to simultaneously ask if someone else is harmed and to notify them that you are not harmed or in danger.

1.) My sister P.I.N.G.ed me after they earthquake to tell me that she was alright.

2.) I sent my boss a P.I.N.G. to let him/her know that everything was fine after the accident.
emergency safety well-being family accident harm injury texting email notify contact friends

P.I.N.G. by Dudefurguson September 11, 2011

P.O.N.G 

Adjective

Post Operation of Nightly Goneness, Use in the morning after partying it up and you are still feeling it when you wake up.

Im soo P.O.N.G from last night its craziness.

Grace is alwayed P.O.N.G when she wakes up at my house.

P.O.N.G by geenyi December 11, 2008

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b 

You'll figure it out

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022

P.G.N 

A black male that gets a lot of pussy
Pussy
Getting
Niggas

started by Orlando, Deandre, and Ronald

That guy over there is a true P.G.N.

P.G.N by lil nay February 28, 2008

N.P.G.M.F. 

No Pussy Gettin Mother Fucker

Tom spends all his spare time playing world of warcraft after a long day at the local photocopying place, while on the weekends he occasionally enjoys the local comic convention. Tom is such an N.P.G.M.F. that if a girl asked him if she could wet his whistle back at his place, he would think she was tryin to buy him a drink and crash out.

N.P.G.M.F. by Cristo_ March 14, 2008

N.P.G.M.F 

Non Pussy Getting Mutha Fuckers

Look at those N.P.G.M.F. There in the club, dress to to kill. They have no swagger, no idea how to approach women. Hoping there nice close and hairstyle will help lure women to them. Never getting any action whatsoever .

N.P.G.M.F by Psychokilla64 August 5, 2023