P.I.N.G.

1.) P.I.N.G. (personal issuance of non-grievance)

2.) A procedure used in text and email during emergency situations for family, friends, and coworkers to quickly notify one another that they are not harmed or in any immediate danger.

3.) The act of texting the word “ping” to simultaneously ask if someone else is harmed and to notify them that you are not harmed or in danger.

1.) My sister P.I.N.G.ed me after they earthquake to tell me that she was alright.

2.) I sent my boss a P.I.N.G. to let him/her know that everything was fine after the accident.
emergency safety well-being family accident harm injury texting email notify contact friends

by Dudefurguson September 11, 2011

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

You'll figure it out

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 10, 2009

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

hi my name trey I got a basketball game tomorrow im point guard i got shoe game

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

by bing sing February 16, 2018

B.I.C.P.R.N.I.A.A.T.N.I.Y.G.

Bro I can't play right now I am about nut in your girlfriend!

James: Wanna play Fortnite soon, Steve?

Me: B.I.C.P.R.N.I.A.A.T.N.I.Y.G.

James: TF?

Me: You really don't know what that means?

James: Who TF would?

Me: Literally everyone that keeps up with memes.

James: Fine what does it mean them?

Me: Bro I can't play right now I am about to nut in your girlfriend.

James: Oh, that makes sense. Wait hold up, your about to what now!

Me: Crap, gotta go I am about to nut, ttyl!

by CocoaVirus June 3, 2020

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.

James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.

by Hello. Bye. November 20, 2020