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Oxyretard 

A very dumb person who often contradicts him of herself whilst telling a story.
"Dude, that guy is such an oxyretard!"
Oxyretard by rabybaby09 May 14, 2010

oxycotin 

painkillers in pill form. when abused correctly, produce a euphoric effect
I popped three oxycotins and im feeling pretty good.
oxycotin by emilie November 18, 2004

oxycotton 

Oxycotton is actually oxycontin which contains oxycodone. oxycontin is a prescribed drug. Oxycodone is a very strong narcotic pain reliever. It is meant to be taken in pill form not broken, eaten, or crushed.

Taking it in crushed form can result in a drug overdose.
oxycotton by Anonymous October 15, 2003

oxycotin 

a drug that is used primarily as a pain killer but is often abused in order to get a 'high'.

a call sign of an underground washington gayporn star who has faded from view of his small fanbase. his most famous work was performed live in stables all across enumclaw and he was only put out of buissness for drugging a donkey and other horselike animals.
my head is killing me i need some oxycotin.

i hear Oxycotin is performing with two horses tonight he will sure need pain killers tomorrow morning
oxycotin by kywool January 19, 2007

oxycotton 

1. A highly addictive natural fiber, once grown in enormous quantities on vast plantations in the pre-Civil War South.

2. It's "OxyContin," you idiot...
Drug lords have found a brilliant way to get Americans of all ages addicted to oxycotton; spin it into threads and use it to manufacture comfortable shirts and blouses!
oxycotton by Led Zeppole October 2, 2004

oxycotin candy 

pedobears primary weapon
Hey little boy, would you like some oxycotin candy. - Pedobear
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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