owl shit

extremely slippery

After the dude slipped and fell on the newly waxed floor, he got up and exclaimed "Wow, that floor is slicker than owl shit".

by elbib October 21, 2008

GREASED OWL SHIT

The most slippery compound known to man.

Dad- "Be careful driving in this bad weather. The roads are slicker than greased owl shit."

by TheMarkNorman September 15, 2016

dumber than owl shit

Meaning less intelligent than the excriment of a flighted nocternal bird who feasts on small rodents and posses the capability of viewing 180 degrees.

People walking under downed power lines are dumber than owl shit.

by Chris Wollesen April 01, 2006

Neater than owl shit

"Neater than owl shit" is a phrase which describes the overwhelming-neatness of something.

Person 1: "Look at the moon tonight."
Person 2: "That's neater than owl shit."

by Cactus-137 December 23, 2017

slicker than owl shit

cool, neat-o; an amplified version of "slick"

Dude, that new suit is slicker than owl shit.

by headth August 22, 2011