Crispy Critters

Hippies, specifically. Can be used generally to describe people so high on drugs that they're "baked crispy".
In the words of C.W. McCall:

One day about four or five years ago
We is sittin' at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the State of the Union
When right out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big ol' purple school bus
Had astrological signs upon it
And thirty-five hippies and dogs inside
About half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your Flit gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies? And which is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the hell outta me, Roy."
What they was, was a bunch a' them Crispy Critters
And their leader was a space cadet
by Russellsroughneck May 01, 2023
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Frank

I parked in the yard and a German shepherd come out and grabbed onto my leg
Then I knocked three times and wiped my feet, the dog let go and the screen door opened and Bob come out and says "Whaddya want?"
I says, "Come to see your truck"
He says, "Follow me. Come on, Frank." (Dog's name is Frank)

-Classified, CW McCall
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K-dub

Shorthand for Kenworth (whose abbreviation is KW), a brand of semi-truck/big rig
Jim bought himself a brand new K-dub the other day to replace his old truck.
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bear bite

CB Radio slang for "traffic ticket". So called because police officers are known as "Smokey Bears" (or just "smokies" or "bears") due to their wearing of campaign hats.
Smokey caught me doin' 60 in a 55 so he gave me a bear bite
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Twinkie

School must've just got out, there's twinkies all over the place.
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Mutton puncher

"In Luke 2, you'll notice the Angel visited a bunch of third-shift mutton punchers."

-My father
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Burlap bag full of bobcats

Now we've been every place between here and south Sioux
And we've seen us a truck-stop waitress or two
But this gal's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats
She's got it together

-C.W. McCall
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