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Frank

I parked in the yard and a German shepherd come out and grabbed onto my leg
Then I knocked three times and wiped my feet, the dog let go and the screen door opened and Bob come out and says "Whaddya want?"
I says, "Come to see your truck"
He says, "Follow me. Come on, Frank." (Dog's name is Frank)

-Classified, CW McCall
by Russellsroughneck May 1, 2023
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K-dub

Shorthand for Kenworth (whose abbreviation is KW), a brand of semi-truck/big rig
Jim bought himself a brand new K-dub the other day to replace his old truck.
by Russellsroughneck October 11, 2021
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bear bite

CB Radio slang for "traffic ticket". So called because police officers are known as "Smokey Bears" (or just "smokies" or "bears") due to their wearing of campaign hats.
Smokey caught me doin' 60 in a 55 so he gave me a bear bite
by Russellsroughneck September 15, 2022
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Crispy Critters

Hippies, specifically. Can be used generally to describe people so high on drugs that they're "baked crispy".
In the words of C.W. McCall:

One day about four or five years ago
We is sittin' at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the State of the Union
When right out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big ol' purple school bus
Had astrological signs upon it
And thirty-five hippies and dogs inside
About half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your Flit gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies? And which is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the hell outta me, Roy."
What they was, was a bunch a' them Crispy Critters
And their leader was a space cadet
by Russellsroughneck May 1, 2023
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Mountain Jew

Nickname for Latter-day Saints, popularized by some close to the firearms industry including YouTuber Garand Thumb and Black Rifle Coffee Company.
Garand Thumb: "...in the same vein as John Moses Browning, it was designed by our favorite Mormons in Utah aka Mountain Jews."
Cameraman: "Mike!"
Garand Thumb: "It's ok, my parents are LDS and they're actually pretty cool people."
by Russellsroughneck March 6, 2023
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nightmare brick

A smartphone. Called a nightmare brick as a reference to media consumption (usually accessed via smartphone) being connected to increased levels of anxiety and depression.
I couldn't fall asleep so I started scrolling Instagram and realized why some of my friends call it a nightmare brick.
by Russellsroughneck July 1, 2024
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Eighteen wheeler

Southern slang for a tractor-trailer truck. Also called a semi-truck
That eighteen wheeler was doing at least 90 down the interstate
by Russellsroughneck October 1, 2021
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