Crispy Critters

Hippies, specifically. Can be used generally to describe people so high on drugs that they're "baked crispy".
In the words of C.W. McCall:

One day about four or five years ago
We is sittin' at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the State of the Union
When right out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big ol' purple school bus
Had astrological signs upon it
And thirty-five hippies and dogs inside
About half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your Flit gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies? And which is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the hell outta me, Roy."
What they was, was a bunch a' them Crispy Critters
And their leader was a space cadet
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Twinkie

School must've just got out, there's twinkies all over the place.
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Burlap bag full of bobcats

Now we've been every place between here and south Sioux
And we've seen us a truck-stop waitress or two
But this gal's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats
She's got it together

-C.W. McCall
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Eighteen wheeler

Southern slang for a tractor-trailer truck. Also called a semi-truck
That eighteen wheeler was doing at least 90 down the interstate
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Cooking

Derived from the phrase "Get cooking", it means to drive fast

Synonymous with phrases like "hammer down", "pedal to the metal", etc.
You're running late, you better get cooking.
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C. W. McCall

Real name is Bill Fries, he was country singer from the 1970s most famous for the song "Convoy" in particular. His other songs were known for their fast-paced, spoken-word style (somewhat similar to rapping) that were usually about trucking, Jeep adventures, and other humorous happenings in the life of a country boy in the 60s and 70s.
C. W. McCall is probably one of the greatest storytellers to ever live.
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Stunbrave

Combination of "stunning" and "brave". Used ironically and/or sarcastically by conservatives (or anyone who despises wokeness) to mock liberals who would call some celebrity, for example, "stunning and brave" for openly taking a liberal political position on something.
Liberal: Did you hear Ellen Page came out as trans, he's so stunning and brave!
Conservative: *rolls eyes* Oh yeah, so stunbrave. Whoop dee doo.
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