Definitions by Russellsroughneck

Death dorito

The B-2 Spirit stealth bomber, named for its distinctive triangular shape

*sees a B-2 flying over*
Ah yes, the death dorito.

Death dorito by Russellsroughneck January 2, 2026

Tougher than boiled owl shit

Analogous to built like a brick shithouse

Arnold Schwarzenegger is tougher than boiled owl shit

Tougher than boiled owl shit by Russellsroughneck January 1, 2026

Rock fight

A game, in any sport, that is a low-scoring, defensively dominated affair.

Miami beat Texas A&M 10-3 in a rock fight.

Rock fight by Russellsroughneck January 1, 2026

nightmare brick

A smartphone. Called a nightmare brick as a reference to media consumption (usually accessed via smartphone) being connected to increased levels of anxiety and depression.

I couldn't fall asleep so I started scrolling Instagram and realized why some of my friends call it a nightmare brick.

nightmare brick by Russellsroughneck July 1, 2024

Mutton puncher 

Sheep herder/rancher/shepherd

"In Luke 2, you'll notice the Angel visited a bunch of third-shift mutton punchers."

-My father

Mutton puncher by Russellsroughneck January 24, 2024

Swamp puppy 

An alligator

"That swamp puppy is coming in hot!"
-Some dude on Instagram

Swamp puppy by Russellsroughneck November 17, 2023

Cooking 

Derived from the phrase "Get cooking", it means to drive fast

Synonymous with phrases like "hammer down", "pedal to the metal", etc.

You're running late, you better get cooking.

Cooking by Russellsroughneck July 30, 2023