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amplified queef 

when a woman puts a mega phone on her vagina and a man puts his face on the end of it and she she releases genital flatulence into the mega phone.
man, that tart deafened me with that amplified queef last night.
amplified queef by grant foster November 9, 2011

Amplified OS

Failed project which was created by @niperro on TikTok. Amplifies OS was meant to be a Linux Distribution for ARM, x64 and x86 devices but it failed catastrophically due to the creator of the project receiving to much hate.
gowno wyjdzie z tego Amplified OS - @jedrula.animiara
Amplified OS by jedrulas.flop.tech November 13, 2022

Alive and Amplified 

I felt so alive and amplified at the Mooney Suzuki concert.
Alive and Amplified by Rlvers January 20, 2011

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

Estrogen Amplification

The phenomenon by which females become exponentially "girlier" when they congregate in larger and larger groups. This is thought to be caused by the increased availability of estrogen, the "female" hormone, within a given radius. Some hypothesize that ovaries serve a role in communicating with each other under such circumstances. It should be noted that Estrogen Amplification also occurs in post-menopausal women.
The loud, uncontrolled giggling in the office next to me is the tell-tale sign that 5 or more females are in the same room - surely, estrogen amplification has occurred.

Anal Amplification

When flatulence is amplified by surroundings (echo, silent room, canyon, etc)
I better avoid this room as it looks like an Anal Amplification room and I feel a fart coming on and do not wish to be embarrassed...