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Feces school

A wonderful nickname given to Lehigh University by students and alumni of its rival Lafayette College, to emphasize that Lehigh's school colors is brown and white.

I was enjoying the Lafayette-Lehigh rivalry football game until the feces school scored touchdowns and got the win. Not a good day to be a Lafayette alumnus.

by Leopards14 February 26, 2026

The Class Clown of Lafayette College

A student at Lafayette College in Easton, PA who makes others' laugh not just in social settings, but also in classroom/academic settings. There has recently been an increase in such students that a title was created for them: The Class Clown of Lafayette College.

If you would like to laugh while in college, go to Lafayette. It is known for numerous students who fit the description of being the Class Clown of Lafayette College!

by Leopards14 February 11, 2025

Odometer anxiety

What drivers of leased cars suffer from due to mileage restrictions of 10-15 thousand miles per year.

I am stuck with a leased car for three years and this stupid dealership gave me only 12,000 miles per year. Since I have a long commute, it's clear I'll exceed it. This is why I have odometer anxiety!

by Leopards14 January 3, 2024

Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)

*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023

Something went wrong

Technology's FAVORITE word. When it decides that there is an error and refuses to reveal the cause.

Computer: "Something went wrong"

Phone: "Something went wrong"

Tablet: "Something went wrong"
Me: What the Fuck!!!!!

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023

Convenience fee

A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.

Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.

NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"

(15 years later)

Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"

Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"

Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."

by Leopards14 October 2, 2023

AB&G

Happiest restaurant owned by the happiest man in town

I need a reason to be happy. Let’s go to the AB&G!

by Leopards14 July 1, 2022