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A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.
Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.
NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"
(15 years later)
Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"
Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"
Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"
(15 years later)
Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"
Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"
Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
by Leopards14 October 2, 2023
Get the Convenience fee mug.Computer: "Something went wrong"
Phone: "Something went wrong"
Tablet: "Something went wrong"
Me: What the Fuck!!!!!
Phone: "Something went wrong"
Tablet: "Something went wrong"
Me: What the Fuck!!!!!
by Leopards14 December 6, 2023
Get the Something went wrong mug.Traffic congestion on Interstate 4 and surrounding roads around Orlando due to excessive number of cars traveling to and from Disney World in a short period of time, severely inconveniencing those passing by and not heading to Disney.
Driver: To get from Tampa to Jacksonville, it looks like the best way is to take I-4 east to I-95 north.
Passenger: Hell no. We can't take that way due to Disney traffic. A better solution is to take I-75 north followed by US 301 north where we'll pick I-10 east.
Passenger: Hell no. We can't take that way due to Disney traffic. A better solution is to take I-75 north followed by US 301 north where we'll pick I-10 east.
by Leopards14 March 24, 2023
Get the Disney traffic mug.Stands for “Looking for orders”, which is what it says on DoorDash Dasher app when DoorDash is either just slow in the area, or there are too many drivers with not enough orders.
Why is DoorDash not sending me any orders? Nothing but L.F.O.
Oh that’s right. DoorDash hired too many Dashers in the area
Oh that’s right. DoorDash hired too many Dashers in the area
by Leopards14 May 24, 2022
Get the L.F.O. mug.A student at Lafayette College in Easton, PA who makes others' laugh not just in social settings, but also in classroom/academic settings. There has recently been an increase in such students that a title was created for them: The Class Clown of Lafayette College.
If you would like to laugh while in college, go to Lafayette. It is known for numerous students who fit the description of being the Class Clown of Lafayette College!
by Leopards14 February 11, 2025
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Get the Gorilla breath mug.What drivers of leased cars suffer from due to mileage restrictions of 10-15 thousand miles per year.
I am stuck with a leased car for three years and this stupid dealership gave me only 12,000 miles per year. Since I have a long commute, it's clear I'll exceed it. This is why I have odometer anxiety!
by Leopards14 January 3, 2024
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