Leopards14's definitions

Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)

*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023

Disney traffic

Traffic congestion on Interstate 4 and surrounding roads around Orlando due to excessive number of cars traveling to and from Disney World in a short period of time, severely inconveniencing those passing by and not heading to Disney.

Driver: To get from Tampa to Jacksonville, it looks like the best way is to take I-4 east to I-95 north.
Passenger: Hell no. We can't take that way due to Disney traffic. A better solution is to take I-75 north followed by US 301 north where we'll pick I-10 east.

by Leopards14 March 24, 2023

Something went wrong

Technology's FAVORITE word. When it decides that there is an error and refuses to reveal the cause.

Computer: "Something went wrong"

Phone: "Something went wrong"

Tablet: "Something went wrong"
Me: What the Fuck!!!!!

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023

Beek

A college student who skips class

Student A: Where have you been? You were supposed to be in class

Student B: I skipped class. Not that it matters

Student A: Well you’re such a Beek

by Leopards14 January 31, 2022

Boneyard

Backyard of a private home near a college occupied by students choosing to live off-campus, but open to general public during parties.

Gotta take a study break. Let’s go to the Boneyard.

by Leopards14 November 2, 2019

The Class Clown of Lafayette College

A student at Lafayette College in Easton, PA who makes others' laugh not just in social settings, but also in classroom/academic settings. There has recently been an increase in such students that a title was created for them: The Class Clown of Lafayette College.

If you would like to laugh while in college, go to Lafayette. It is known for numerous students who fit the description of being the Class Clown of Lafayette College!

by Leopards14 February 11, 2025

Gorilla breath

A very musty bad breath or a B.O.

Wow, he smells so bad, he has gorilla breath!

by Leopards14 November 6, 2019