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Misspelling of own3d. See also owned.
man re4 just ow3nd silent hill 4
ow3nd by Individual March 3, 2005
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owndering 

- being pro at computer games
- owning noobs at wc or cod
- listenin to music that isnt emo
- drinking pepsi, gatorade, or water. (nothing else allowed!)
- being black but acting white
- thinking bout a girl called alyssa, liz, nicole, or emily (no one else allowed!) These aren't friends, these are names of girls you think of when you are owndering
- pretending to write an english project but actually talkin to ur friend
If you are playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on XBOX 360 or PlayStation 3, you will be crushing noobs with a massively massive positive kill - to - death ratio.
If you are supposed to be doing something for school specifically for an English Class and you decide to Chat with friends, then you are owndering.
If you play Warcraft III not World of Warcraft and you have forgotten how to lose a game, because you have constantly won games. Then you are Owndering.
owndering by Mo Mommamama March 16, 2008
Related Words

Owndizzled 

When you get incredibly owned/raped/pwned/out skilled and then dizzled.


Person 1 "Haha owndizzled!"
Person 2 "Shut up"
Owndizzled by Angry Salamander September 21, 2005

Ownderful 

When someone says lots of wonderful things about themself, then that person is "ownderful".
Usually refers to people who shamelessly advertise their ego, or are constantly showing everyone how badass they think they are.

Commonly appears as a misspelling of wonderful rather than the actual term, because people with such self-magnificence syndrome are few and far between.
-"Did he really just say that he's the smartest person in the building and everyone else is idiots? Lol, the audacity."
-"Yeah, he is ownderful to the max."
Ownderful by Galbatrollix November 5, 2020
1. The less fagtastic way of saying 0wn3d.
2. Beaten to an embarassing degree of humiliation.
3. Proven to be a complete 'tard.
Domestic Disturbance's civic gets ownd daily.
ownd by sfw February 24, 2004
1. Being completely wrong in any situation and someone calling you out on it:
"Steve was wrong, he got ownd by Jim."
2. Beating somone so badly to the point of complete humiliation:
"You got fuckin ownd!"
3. Being stupid:
"I got ownd."
"You've been completely ownd."
ownd by Shevon August 21, 2005
Being owned (own3d), getting dissed badly by someone causing them to be owned by you. Own3d is good. Good is muffin.

Also spelled "pwn3d".
That bitch got own3d!
Own3d by JewishLlamaBitch July 10, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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