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owndering 

- being pro at computer games
- owning noobs at wc or cod
- listenin to music that isnt emo
- drinking pepsi, gatorade, or water. (nothing else allowed!)
- being black but acting white
- thinking bout a girl called alyssa, liz, nicole, or emily (no one else allowed!) These aren't friends, these are names of girls you think of when you are owndering
- pretending to write an english project but actually talkin to ur friend
If you are playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on XBOX 360 or PlayStation 3, you will be crushing noobs with a massively massive positive kill - to - death ratio.
If you are supposed to be doing something for school specifically for an English Class and you decide to Chat with friends, then you are owndering.
If you play Warcraft III not World of Warcraft and you have forgotten how to lose a game, because you have constantly won games. Then you are Owndering.
owndering by Mo Mommamama March 16, 2008
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Owndizzled 

When you get incredibly owned/raped/pwned/out skilled and then dizzled.
Person 1 "Haha owndizzled!"
Person 2 "Shut up"
Owndizzled by Angry Salamander September 21, 2005

Ownderful 

When someone says lots of wonderful things about themself, then that person is "ownderful".
Usually refers to people who shamelessly advertise their ego, or are constantly showing everyone how badass they think they are.

Commonly appears as a misspelling of wonderful rather than the actual term, because people with such self-magnificence syndrome are few and far between.
-"Did he really just say that he's the smartest person in the building and everyone else is idiots? Lol, the audacity."
-"Yeah, he is ownderful to the max."
Ownderful by Galbatrollix November 5, 2020
1. The less fagtastic way of saying 0wn3d.
2. Beaten to an embarassing degree of humiliation.
3. Proven to be a complete 'tard.
Domestic Disturbance's civic gets ownd daily.
ownd by sfw February 24, 2004
1. Being completely wrong in any situation and someone calling you out on it:
"Steve was wrong, he got ownd by Jim."
2. Beating somone so badly to the point of complete humiliation:
"You got fuckin ownd!"
3. Being stupid:
"I got ownd."
"You've been completely ownd."
ownd by Shevon August 21, 2005
Being owned (own3d), getting dissed badly by someone causing them to be owned by you. Own3d is good. Good is muffin.

Also spelled "pwn3d".
Own3d by JewishLlamaBitch July 10, 2003
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