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the opposite of incest, when a small town full of imbreads have sexual relations with someone outside of their family tree.
"I usually only let my kids date each other but you two are cute. go have outsest"
outsest by Dee Sky June 8, 2017
Words you can keep
Outcest is when you have a sexual relationship with someone who's not related to you. Opposite of incest
Outcest is illegal in Alabama
outcest by Emcee April 12, 2005
Related Words
adj. disinterested in an approaching person as shown by words and behaviors

pronounced like "interested," only replacing "in" with "out"
That b*tch wasn't interested, she was OUTrested! Between her body language and curt answers, she clearly indicated I couldn't fall back and leave her alone any faster. Oh well, other fish.
outrested by Kuahmel December 7, 2009

improbable outset

improbable outset lyrics
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improbable outset by omekun8 May 24, 2021
(n.) sexual intercourse between non-related persons.
Billy and Roberta had outcest because they were not related.
outcest by Ichabob. August 25, 2008

outcesticide 

a series of five bootlegged nirvana CDs, one of the most famous bootleg series, usually five but there are imposters that have 7 cds in it.
i bought outcesticide off ebay HOLAY CRAP
outcesticide by NaotaXL August 2, 2004
The opposite of ingest.
To rid one's body of waste.
Man, I've had like 4 beers in an hour. Time to go outgest it!
Outgest by dingledoink December 16, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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