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a rainbow shot out of my dick 

“A rainbow shot out of my dick” is ASAP Rocky’s description of using hallucinogenic drugs that kicked in while he was having sex.
“No lie, a rainbow shot out of my dick. It had a sound with it like a piano. I have no idea why there was a rainbow coming out of my penis.”

ASAP Rocky on using L.S.D. for the first time will having sex.

teaspoon leg it out of here 

When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here

Fresh Out of G.A.S. 

Fresh out of G.A.S. means tired of caring or Giving A Shit!
I was so sick of the games at that job, I am fresh out of G.A.S.

Surprised the hell out of me 

Well, as you could probably guess it means that you are surprised. But it’s surprised in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS with explosions, earthquakes and tidal waves followed by a total eclipse of the sun. It’s the sort of surprise that you would feel when as you were feeding your cat she looked up at you and said “You’re fucking joking! I’m not eating that; it looks like puke and smells like shit! Get me some chicken or a piece of oak smoked ham, you arsehole.”
Malcolm actually did something right first time, it surprised the hell out of me.

You can take the boy out of the war 

You can take the boy out of the war, but you can't take the war out of the boy.
In PTSD symptoms you see that you can take the boy out of the war but you can't take the war out of the boy.

Keep your pig out of my shit 

1. Mind your own business

2. I wan't nothing to do with you

3. You're no friend of mine
Man keep your pig out of my shit!