outfriend

Outfriend is a way to define a friend that isn't included in the inside joke , that wasn't informed about plans and that most of the time feel lonely even with other people besides them. They are often doing their best to be involved in friendgroup and try learning their friends interested but it's never returned.

I'm an outfriend, people pay attention to me only when they need something, it feel like I'm a machine.

outfriend by Dreamyworld May 20, 2023

The outfriend adventures

Some dumb story made by me on YouTube.

Bing bong: Oh s*** i heard a screaming sound what it could be?
Binky bong: I think someone ate No Eye Man. It could be a dog.
Bing bong: NO ITS A BEAR!
A: The outfriend adventures is very great.
B: Yo A did you see NewJeans steal the name of that Binky Bong?
A: Who is that:
B: That stickman in The Outfriend Adventures

The outfriend adventures by Dat gyatt tho March 19, 2024

outfielder 

Much like an Upper Decker but instead of defacating in the upper part of a toilet you defacate in a water softener salt tank. Mostly used in the country where people have wells and need water softeners to remove hardness, iron, etc.

That party sucked. I was going to give them an Upper Decker but when I saw the water softener in the bathroom closet I decided to give them an Outfielder instead.

outfielder by bill1970 November 12, 2009

offriended

1. The feeling one gets when one does not receive a Facebook friend request from another party with whom they have become friendly.

Infinitive: to offriend

Noun: offriendse

Adjective: offriendsive

Why hasn't Rachel friended me on Facebook yet? I thought we really hit it off at that party the other night. To be honest, I'm really offriended.

Dave friended you but not me? I'm so offriended!

It's just offriendsive that she hasn't friended you yet.

offriended by Sweet Lou the Rhythm Jew October 29, 2009

Offriend 

The act of violating the social contract of friendship; committing a friendship faux pas

I can't believe Tiffany has missed our last three social gatherings to hang out with her boyfriend. I am so offriended!

Dude, Alex showed up to my family dinner drunk. It really offriended me.

Bethany really needs to stop offriending us by flaking out every time we try to plan girls' night out!

Offriend by WarrenGHarding192123 July 19, 2011

oyfriend 

an almost boyfriend

when are you and your oyfriend going to be official?

oyfriend by pippa.appip October 17, 2018

Outfielding 

The act in which a person gropes the butt of another. Generally while making out or at least as a sign of attraction.

It's not exactly a base, but still part of the game.

"Did you hear about Ben?"
"Yeah! He was outfielding Jessica!"

"How far did you get?"
"All the bases. And even got to the outfield."

"He outfielded Lilly all night. Everyone saw."

Outfielding by Chloecameupwiththis August 30, 2009