Offriend 

The act of violating the social contract of friendship; committing a friendship faux pas

I can't believe Tiffany has missed our last three social gatherings to hang out with her boyfriend. I am so offriended!

Dude, Alex showed up to my family dinner drunk. It really offriended me.

Bethany really needs to stop offriending us by flaking out every time we try to plan girls' night out!

Offriend by WarrenGHarding192123 July 19, 2011

Offriend 

verb; to offend one's own friend or the friend of another.
noun; offrience

Julian: Alexander is my friend.
Ernest: I know you two are close, so I don't want to offriend him; but he has a dreadful fashion sense.

Isabelle: No offrience, but your pal Penelope has rotten teeth.
Jean: None taken, we are not BFFs anymore anyway.

Offriend by MarriedToTheMuffinMan January 15, 2011

offriend 

to 'dis' or insult someone on Facebook.

even though i didn't like patty in college, i would never offriend her.

i read what charley wrote about me on sue's wall. i was totally offriended.

offriend by rossmart February 5, 2009

offriended

1. The feeling one gets when one does not receive a Facebook friend request from another party with whom they have become friendly.

Infinitive: to offriend

Noun: offriendse

Adjective: offriendsive

Why hasn't Rachel friended me on Facebook yet? I thought we really hit it off at that party the other night. To be honest, I'm really offriended.

Dave friended you but not me? I'm so offriended!

It's just offriendsive that she hasn't friended you yet.

offriended by Sweet Lou the Rhythm Jew October 29, 2009

oyfriend 

an almost boyfriend

when are you and your oyfriend going to be official?

oyfriend by pippa.appip October 17, 2018

internet offriender 

Someone who sends and accepts friend requests on social networking sites, such as Facebook or Myspace, to and from people they have not met and do not actually know in person. Repeat offrienders, who have no problem flirting with the dangers of the World Wide Web, may further act upon these actions by meeting with said "friend" in person.

Girl: Who's that girl who's all over your wall lately?
Guy: Her? That's Sally.
Girl: Where did you guys meet?
Guy: Uh...we haven't.
Girl: What? You are such an internet offriender!

internet offriender by 42nehcv January 18, 2010

Offriended

Feeling offended for your friend

My bud got rejected by a girl because of his looks. I’m offriended for him.

Offriended by girraffelover10 January 14, 2019