Offriend

The act of violating the social contract of friendship; committing a friendship faux pas

I can't believe Tiffany has missed our last three social gatherings to hang out with her boyfriend. I am so offriended!

Dude, Alex showed up to my family dinner drunk. It really offriended me.

Bethany really needs to stop offriending us by flaking out every time we try to plan girls' night out!

by WarrenGHarding192123 July 19, 2011

Offriend

verb; to offend one's own friend or the friend of another.
noun; offrience

Julian: Alexander is my friend.
Ernest: I know you two are close, so I don't want to offriend him; but he has a dreadful fashion sense.

Isabelle: No offrience, but your pal Penelope has rotten teeth.
Jean: None taken, we are not BFFs anymore anyway.

by MarriedToTheMuffinMan January 13, 2011

offriended

1. The feeling one gets when one does not receive a Facebook friend request from another party with whom they have become friendly.

Infinitive: to offriend

Noun: offriendse

Adjective: offriendsive

Why hasn't Rachel friended me on Facebook yet? I thought we really hit it off at that party the other night. To be honest, I'm really offriended.

Dave friended you but not me? I'm so offriended!

It's just offriendsive that she hasn't friended you yet.

by Sweet Lou the Rhythm Jew October 29, 2009

Offriended

Feeling offended for your friend

My bud got rejected by a girl because of his looks. I’m offriended for him.

by girraffelover10 January 15, 2019

offriended

this feeling occurs in any situation where you feels as if you have been cheated on friend wise.

ex.

when earlakeisha came to find out that her friends aquafina and shawnda had become close friends without her knowledge, she couln't help but feel really offriended.

by tyrone balls August 8, 2011

Offriended

Used when you are offended that someone has offended your mate, and/or on behalf of your mate.

'Carley is a fat obese motherfucking bitch'
'Shut your dirty mouth, you've offriended me with that comment'

'Hey Gil, Simon said Ben was a fatty'
'I'm offriended'

by RadgedPuff May 22, 2009

offriended

Offended by a friend basically.

Fuck you, I am offriended!

by mickymickymicky April 14, 2011