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shut the front door before i slam you out the back 

“a very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their back” - by sophie
shut the front door before i slam you out the back

OTF out the front 

type of knife where a sliding of a switch causes a blade to come out of the front of the knife handle, not the side.
I stabbed the thief with my otf knife
OTF out the front by jack December 5, 2003

The Front, Back, And Inside Out 

When you simply have only one clean pair of underwear on Wednesday and laundry is on Saturday. You use the front of the pantaloons, then the back. You procede to fold them inside out and repeat the cycle. Gross.
I’m doing The Front, Back, And Inside Out man!

Oh shi*dawg stay dafuq back u stank like a hog with crabs.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026