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gong show

the term gong show is widely used in the hockey locker rooms across canada. it has become the nickname of many out-of-control young men. while mainly used by hockey players, the common person may use it in everyday conversation. to be a gong show, one must be able to pull the chute, as well as be crazy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, annoying, out of control, confused, a frequent streaker, terribly unlucky, inept, a drunk, a lazy ass, or any combination of all of these
spence is a definite gongshow. tonight, at dinner before the game, he choked on a piece of chicken, coughed it up into his nasal cavity, blew it out his nose, and ate it again. in the game he got in a fight, broke a guys leg, and scored a goal. afterward, he put on his pink sunglasses and hopped in the shower with the team, then ran naked through the rink giggling like a little girl.
by tex July 24, 2004
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Jugger

the mack daddy of them all. he gets all the ass
when john rolls through the hood with 4 girls he is a true jugger.
by tex May 12, 2004
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ph0nage

Main Entry: ph0nage
Pronunciation: 'fOn-age
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): ph0·naged;
Etymology: Greek phOnAge

1: the leader of team |FC| <teamfc.net>
2: to reduce drastically especially in number of opposing members in CS <ph0nage decimated the t's>
dude, we were playing some cs last night and ph0nage owned the squirrels on reflex
by Tex March 24, 2004
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ramon

All women want to experience a ramon.
by tex February 26, 2005
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out the front

to crash forward and hard waterski jumping.
he went out the front bad today!
by tex December 18, 2003
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BIFG

Person 1: Hey, u know that Bill McDonald guy?
Person 2: Yea for sure... BIFG
by Tex April 23, 2003
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pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.
dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?
by Tex February 22, 2005
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