otter king

An otter is a man who is hairy all over his body but has a smaller figure than bear. The hottest of all otters is the otter King.

Jake is clearly the otter King, have you seen how perfect his hairy body looks recently

by Kenzettles May 3, 2016

Otter King

a gay person that can be funny but annoying.

Your mental process is like otter kings

by LightSpyz August 21, 2020

ottering

Initially appears to be an activity without purpose; after closer examination, it is a mundane task or job done with playful enjoyment.

Jimmy's wadding up his dirty clothes, 'shooting hoops' into the laundry basket.

Jimmy's mom: "Will you stop ottering and bring me that hamper! I need to get the laundry done!"

by deerex August 17, 2010

sea ottering

"Sea ottering" is to cuddle and fall asleep with a partner.

This is because sea otters often rest together in 'rafts' and hold paws so that they don't float away from their group, as seen in the popular YouTube video "Otters holding hands" by user cynthiaholmes.

Girl: Sea otters are so cute. Did you know they hold paws when they sleep to keep from floating away from eachother?

Boy: Haha no I never knew that, that's actually pretty cute.

Girl: Isn't it!

Boy: Yeah, and hey, maybe we can 'sea otter' sometime, yeah?

Girl: Okay! I look forward to sea ottering with you. *wink

by JakeyJ November 8, 2010

otterking100

A gay man who's name is Jack Welch has a micro dick and is a massive simp

That man Otterking100 is a massive simp.

by Joebro909 May 11, 2020

Ottering

Verb

The act of sitting in random areas and posing like the aquatic mammal. Not as popular as Planking or Owling but stay tuned...all of the kids are doing it.

Truly just a form of one-upmanship in the world of photo taking.

Man1: Is Mikaila owling?

Man2: Nope; she just invented Ottering

Man1: Strength

by Cosmo S. August 4, 2011

Ottering

Eating food (esp. potato chips) from on your chest while lying on a couch or in bed

I was ottering a full pack of salt and vinegar chips and watching the last episode of Walking Dead

by Hof500 October 1, 2020