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Otter King

a gay person that can be funny but annoying.
Your mental process is like otter kings
Otter King by LightSpyz August 21, 2020

ottering 

Initially appears to be an activity without purpose; after closer examination, it is a mundane task or job done with playful enjoyment.
Jimmy's wadding up his dirty clothes, 'shooting hoops' into the laundry basket.

Jimmy's mom: "Will you stop ottering and bring me that hamper! I need to get the laundry done!"
ottering by deerex August 17, 2010

sea ottering 

"Sea ottering" is to cuddle and fall asleep with a partner.

This is because sea otters often rest together in 'rafts' and hold paws so that they don't float away from their group, as seen in the popular YouTube video "Otters holding hands" by user cynthiaholmes.
Girl: Sea otters are so cute. Did you know they hold paws when they sleep to keep from floating away from eachother?

Boy: Haha no I never knew that, that's actually pretty cute.

Girl: Isn't it!

Boy: Yeah, and hey, maybe we can 'sea otter' sometime, yeah?

Girl: Okay! I look forward to sea ottering with you. *wink
sea ottering by JakeyJ November 8, 2010

otterking100 

A gay man who's name is Jack Welch has a micro dick and is a massive simp
That man Otterking100 is a massive simp.
otterking100 by Joebro909 May 11, 2020

Ottering 

Verb

The act of sitting in random areas and posing like the aquatic mammal. Not as popular as Planking or Owling but stay tuned...all of the kids are doing it.

Truly just a form of one-upmanship in the world of photo taking.
Man1: Is Mikaila owling?

Man2: Nope; she just invented Ottering

Man1: Strength
Ottering by Cosmo S. August 4, 2011

Ottering 

Eating food (esp. potato chips) from on your chest while lying on a couch or in bed
I was ottering a full pack of salt and vinegar chips and watching the last episode of Walking Dead
Ottering by Hof500 October 1, 2020