OTPs

A camera that Only Takes Pictures. As opposed to a smartphone that has multiple functions.

Kids, don't forget your OTPs on our trip. I don't want to use my phone for all of our vacation photos!

by phunlee January 16, 2011

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over the pants squeezer

Kid 1: Yo did you titty fuck that girl?

Kid 2: No but she did give me an otps at least

by Tike Mully November 8, 2009

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OTPSPE

Over the pants surprise prostrate exam

I walked up to some dude and yelled surprise prostate exam and stuck my thumb all the way up his ass and whispered “you have been given an OTPSPE...you’re welcome”

by Widebutthole March 13, 2019

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Otpsexual

When you feel attraction (love e.t.c) towards your OTPs, instead of actual people.

Kate: Are you gay?
Liz: No. I'm otpsexual

by OnionTears April 14, 2016

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Over The Pants Squeeze Job
Subtle, but pleasant, squeezes on your dick while wearing pants.
Non-violent handjob (handski) with pants on.
Cumming is not necessary.
In some situations, OTPSJs are essential due to convenience and where you are with and who is in the room (if anybody).

I was watching a show with my girlfriend, and we we're snuggling under a blanket, but her mom and little sister were across the room watching the show as well. Therefore, a quality OTPSJ was performed and it made the show that much more enjoyable.

by Goat Sourber November 9, 2010

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