I walked up to some dude and yelled surprise prostate exam and stuck my thumb all the way up his ass and whispered “you have been given an OTPSPE...you’re welcome”
Over The Pants Squeeze Job
Subtle, but pleasant, squeezes on your dick while wearing pants.
Non-violent handjob (handski) with pants on.
Cumming is not necessary.
In some situations, OTPSJs are essential due to convenience and where you are with and who is in the room (if anybody).
I was watching a show with my girlfriend, and we we're snuggling under a blanket, but her mom and little sister were across the room watching the show as well. Therefore, a quality OTPSJ was performed and it made the show that much more enjoyable.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.