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someone with a colostomy (usually while in prison) who sells his colostomy hole for sex.
That guy who got shot in the stomach wound up with a colostomy and will go to jail to become an ostitute.
ostitute by dr.mayhem August 27, 2006
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Tara-osity

to have a lot of tara in u. this kind of requires being extra awesome in every way and having really cute shoes. just sayinn. <3
omg shes seriously full of tara-osity
Tara-osity by ZaZaZombie April 15, 2011

smooth-osity 

desrcribes any person, place, or thing, with cool factor, hip-ness, and/or groove-ability
His trapper-keeper had both cool factor and smooth-osity
smooth-osity by Loseph May 9, 2005

strict-osity 

A measure of strictness, usually used to refer to person's parents are extreamly uptight and strict.
Gaya: I'm sorry, I can't come to the sleepover, my parent's are a 10 on the strict-osity scale.

Nick: dammit.
An intelligent person with obsessive tendencies that has a lot of quirks & makes dumb remarks, sometimes cannot hear things correctly
Person 1-"So what do you think the bank would do if I tried to make a deposit with monopoly money?"
Person 2-*rolls eyes* Wow that's ossity.
ossity by Manra Q June 29, 2007

Puri-osity 

A conjunction of the words purity and curiosity.
When one who is pure of mind and body is curious about some sketchy fellow or word found within a toilet stall or on urban dictionary. Often times this leads to temptation and while it might not kill a cat it will most certainly kill your innocence!
- Upon hearing the term "Old-Fashion" used in a provocative manner Meg's puri-osity got the best of her so much that she Googled it immediately after returning home from school!

- James' puri-osity was so untamable as a teen that he now lives with a large woman named Bertha, two half Hispanic children he claims to be his, and a minor case of VD.
Puri-osity by AbiV February 21, 2011