osculating

when a small group of wealthy egocentric people get together to decide who gets the golden phallus

I am osculating between Captain Jack and Captain Who-cares to win tonight.

osculating by Henry Enrique March 11, 2014

oscillating 

When your trying to decide between different options... Kind of like an oscillating fan going back and forth, back and forth...

Tomorrow, maybe we can go to home depot or maybe bed bath beyond... I don't know yet, I'm still oscillating...

oscillating by Linda H November 25, 2007

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device 

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device by Mouse October 1, 2004

oscillating motorboat 

to bend a females legs up by her head and then motorboat her vagina

i motorboated your sister last night,

oh yeah, i just finished an oscillating motorboat on your mum

oscillating motorboat by stowsy ;) June 11, 2011

osculation 

Kissing. This noun comes from verb osculate 'to kiss', in turn based upon the diminuitive form of the Latin word for mouth, osculum.

Hey, I'm in the mood for some osculation!

osculation by Bilby December 27, 2006

Ronnee Osculation 

After you nut in the chick's mouth and she tricks you into kissing her. Resulting in you having to eat a load of your own semen.

OMG. Fam, you wouldn't believe it!? The chick yesterday tricked me into a Ronnee Osculation...

Ronnee Osculation by durianmens January 15, 2018

Oscillating Potcham Effect

Often likened to Karma, this is the rare linking of two peoples fortunes (or karma) so that when one is up, the other is down. Often in context of sexual exploits or progress with the opposite sex. Often refered to as the OP Effect.

Guy 1: Mate, i am totalling experiencing the OP Effect!!
Guy 2: ahhh the ol Oscillating Potcham Effect
Guy 3: Gutted boyo, you are never gunna get laid now!!

Oscillating Potcham Effect by allen smith-jones February 20, 2009