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Orthoducks Christian

A Christian who is new to the faith and blindly believes in all trending Christian beliefs out of ignorance, or is simply a life-long sheep to all the popular Orthodox Christian views. Ducks are known for their social behavior and often exhibit following behavior, especially in family groups. Ducklings, in particular, are known to closely follow their parents or adult leaders. An Orthoducks Christian won't take a hard stance on any of the unpopular secondary issues, yet will strongly believe in doctrines like "The Trinity", without even knowing what it is.
"Cassady is an Orthoducks Christian and barely knows the Bible, but would die for his beliefs in a heartbeat."

Foot Orthotic 

Orthopaedic device or insole fitted in shoes to correct foot deformities or an abnormal walking pattern
Hey Dude you walk like a duck, ask your Doctor for some Foot Orthotics
Foot Orthotic by M Gibson June 11, 2007

Ortholisp 

A temporary and amusing speech impediment that develops after braces have been installed on one's teeth.
I couldn't understand you, Johnny. Did you say you need to go to the baff woom? Oh, you mean 'bath room', don't you? I forgot you have an ortholisp.

When I got my braces, I got this dang orffolithp (ortholisp).

He's such a geek. I mean, he was bad, but now that he's orthodolispic, he's impossible to understand.
Ortholisp by tcher2 December 29, 2009

OrthoDons 

Those fucking orthodons took to the streets of brooklyn again, burning masks!
OrthoDons by Thirsty Turtle October 14, 2020

Orthodictaphobia 

Orthodictaphobia (n.) — A situational anxiety characterized by a fear of being asked to spell words aloud, especially under social pressure. Distinguished from orthographophobia (fear of incorrect spelling) by its performance-based trigger.
During the spelling bee, Jenna’s orthodictaphobia kicked in, and she blanked on ‘accommodate’ even though she’d written it perfectly in her notebook just moments before.
Orthodictaphobia by Nowaki October 3, 2025

Orthodogs 

Ya ibn al-gahba, we will slay jewish orthodogs Insha Allah!
Orthodogs by tatarstaner December 17, 2022