Orthodox

Original Church, as established by the apostles of Jesus. Eventually broken by the Western schism, also known as the Great Schism.

Rejects the papacy, while holding to Apostolic Tradition.

He is Orthodox.

He is a member of the Eastern Orthodox Church.

by Tom December 2, 2003

Orthodox

The more peaceful and less aggressive branch of Christianity.

Most people, when they hear of Christianity, think mostly of the Roman Catholic branch. This branch led the crusades, forced people to convert, and created a world wide genocide, so to speak. Us Orthodox, had absolutely no say in this.

by thejumpman23 December 28, 2011

Orthodox

Orthodox Christianity begins with the first Pentecost in Jerusalem and the spreading of the Holy Spirit on Christ's small circle of disciples. It is then that the Orthodox Church was born, today the second largest organized body of Christians in the world. The legal recognition of Christianity was by the Emperor Constantine at the beginning of the fourth century (312AD) and its recognition as the official religion of the Byzantium empire by the end, under Theodosius (392AD).

The Eastern Orthodox Faith has over 500,000,000 followers worldwide.

by CrnaStrela September 6, 2005

Orthodox

Schismatics

Orthodox: ayo why constantinople fall
God: ur schismatic

by repent of youre schism January 15, 2021

Orthodox

1. A member of the Orthodox Church, the second largest church in Christianity.

2. A stance that a boxer or mixed martial arts fighter uses

Rebekah: Hey Sarah, what church talks more about Jesus a lot

Sarah: The Orthodox Church

Brian: Terence switch to the orthodox stance now!

by Jayyythecoach August 7, 2022

Orthodox Celts

An awesome band from Serbia which plays Irish music. Their frontman is called Aca Celtic (Aca is pronounced "Azza", like "pizza" with an A instead of PI) and he rocks. Most of their songs are in English, and they make their own songs (like "Far Away") as well as playing old Irish ones (like "Rocky Road to Dublin").

Aca Celtic was once bullied by one of his teachers in high school and then came back with his crew and dumped the bastard in a garbage container.
Orthodox Celts usually make a New Year concert every year in Serbia.

by Baklava42 January 21, 2007

Orthodox Hammering

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.

After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.

by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020