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Orpheus 

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The Best fucking band EVER!!!!! They r totally awsome, it consists of three guys: Ethan L. Henry T. and Max N. Their place of origin is Oak Park!!!!!
Guy 1: dude did u Orpheus last night?!?!?!
Guy 2: Yeah they fuckin' rocked!!!!
Slut Whore Groupies: ORPHEUS!!! Can we have an orgy w/ u?!?!?!?!
Orpheus by hahaha February 13, 2005

Orpheus 

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Orpheus an immigrant straight of the boat. Orpheus has a very small penis and likes taking it up the ass similar to his ancestors. People by the name of Orpheus enjoy giving sloppy toppy to other males within their bloodline.
Hey look it’s Orpheus the guy with a small penis.

Orpheus Arsen 

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The act of committing arsen in an orpheus.
I’m gonna commit Orpheus arsen.
Doing this is possibly illegal depending on your state or local laws. So check.

Orpheus worship 

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A religion that is a revival of the worship of Orpheus.
He was a mortal poet and musician. His music was so beatiful that it entranced humans, gods and even animals.

When his wife Eurydice died he was so grife stricken he was alowed to desend into the underworld to bring her back. But he was warned not to turn around and look at her till they reached the Earth plane but he did anyway and she desended back into the underworld.
When he was in the underworld he learned the mysteries of the spiritual plane. That is why he is worshiped, because of his great knowledge.
Poetry written by him and/or in his name give instructions on how to purify the soul and how to have a happy afterlife and formulae for a safe journey.

In the Orphic religion it is said that dionysis wought the titan giants and was wounded and died, and was eaten by them,but the god Athene was able to save his heart which she gave to Zeus who swallowed it and absorbed his spiritual essance into his body and then fathered him with Semele. And so dionysis is called the twice born.
Zeus killed the Titan giants with thunderbolts for killing Dionysis, and the Orphic religion teaches that the human race sprang from the Titan's remains.
And that is why the human race rebels against the gods and at the same time have a divine spark from the flesh of Dionysis.
In the Orphic religion the underworld is a place of regeneration and rebirth through reincarnation until spiritual purity is reached.
He's into Orpheus worship.
Orpheus worship by Judge dredd7 August 17, 2011

Sons of Orpheus 

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A cult hell bent on contaminating super habitable planets to increase the likely hood of the human species reincarnating of the speces via their dead bodymass.
"Hey ,man oare you a Sons of Orpheus too?"
"hell yeah brother! Under a new Sun!"
Sons of Orpheus by Bobert912 October 23, 2020

Vast Orpheus

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In relation to the prophet Orpheus, who’s musical ability was able to sexually persuade others, a Vast Orpheus is someone who is extremely knowledgeable in the musical field. Their work is often considered beautiful and they have a greater understanding of composition than the average musician.
“Hey did you hear that girl singing earlier?”
“Yeah, she’s such a vast Orpheus”
Vast Orpheus by V.0414 January 24, 2023
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