orphouse

The way someone who thinks they are making funny jokes would spell 'orifice'

Your mouth is a nice orphouse

by ptnray August 23, 2009

fully orpheoused

Being "fully orpheoused" (adj.): having done a drug in each possible orpheous. Also note "double-orpheousing": doing something in two orpheouses.

For example, if one had recieved a beer funnel, done a vodka-tampon, snorted something, taken something both orally and ocularly, then he or she would be said to have fully orpheoused.

by doubleorpheouser December 16, 2011