(sigh)... an orchata is
actually a drink you can get at most
mexican restaurants. Very sweet and somewhat milky. Any of you who
haven't tried it should. Orchata is very awesome. Makes you very energetic.
Meanwhile, at a Mexican restaurant down town...
Waitress: May I take your drink orders?
Dude:Yes, I would like a
coke.
Guy: No, Dude, try the ORCHATA. It's awesome.
Dude:
Sure, I guess. (to waitress) scratch that. Orchata please.
Guy: Same here.
Waitress: ok, thank you.
Two minutes later...
waitress returns...
Waitress: Here are your ORCHATAS (hands them the drinks and straws). Enjoy.
Dude: This better be
good, Guy, or your payin my drink...
Guy: it
will be. trust me.
Dude takes sip...
Dude:Nice! (downs the rest of it.)
Guy: Told ya. Let's play some dodgeball after this.
Dude: Fuck
Yeah!