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To give a long, pointless rant to someone of superior knowledge to yourself, all the while never looking them in the eyes and being continually hypocritical.
I brissoned Jake and he didn't know if I was being serious or not.

My boss keeps brissoning me, so I don't listen to a word she says.

I tried to brisson her back, but it's like her native language!

She brissioned the hell out of her subordinates at a weekly meeting.
Brisson by Ryan Tacker February 9, 2009

Matthew Bisson 

A total dickhead in my class who always pisses me off and who i Vow to take revenge on all of his family and everything he loves.
Once Matthew Bisson had pissesed me off for the last time, i burnt down his house and murdered all of his family
Matthew Bisson by Mr Picekle May 12, 2019
bosson

Guy without commonsense, that tries to hard to help and always is the guy messing up no matter what.
Also has no clue of anything, wears goofy thick glasses and always has to have opinion and has to hop into everyones coversation, also has experienced everything in life that no other man will or has experienced.
Oh damn man I've been bossoned
bosson by Stu pidaso May 31, 2018
a person who thinks he knows everything but actually does! and is very mean
that a real bisson
bisson by vzxcvzxv March 8, 2017

bissonette 

A french last name that can be spelt in a ton of different ways. If you have the last name bissonette you are either really athletic or really intelligent. Spellings could be: bissonet, bissonnette, bisonnette, bissonette, bissonnet, bisonet, bisonnet, bisonette, bizanet, bizanette, and more.
the bissonette family has the best athletes and smartest people in it!!!!
bissonette by sportslol October 25, 2015

Bossonance 

To be largely renound for being a complete boss with something more than ultimate swagger generating off of you at all times.
Wow I wish I had bossonance like you.
Bossonance by jj2211 June 14, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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